Paris starts blogging; will write for OU
Sunday, 18 May 2008 10:39
After initial round of negotiations, Paris agreed to do an interview for us for an undisclosed sum and with an agreement to be her publicist in India. In an exclusive Sunday Feature for OU, she writes about her itching-desire to adopt children.
OU: Hello and welcome to India, Ms.Hilton.
Paris: Kamaskar (corrected to Namaskar by us). I had heard a lot about India even before I was born you see. One of the servants my granddad had employed was an Indian and he went on to become the chief cook for the Indian section of our hotel in downtown Paris of our Hilton Classic. Also because all of our customer calls and reception calls have been outsourced to India, so everytime I call up Grand Daddy or Daddy for some money, it is routed through an Indian with a sexy husky voice that leaves me wet even at ATMs.
OU: Thanks Ms.Hilton for that display of Love for India.
Paris :(Closes up a little and purrs) Awww, call me Paris honey………
OU: What made you drop into the offices of OU and not the other leading media companies of India?
Paris: Actually, OU and Paris complement each other. So I decided to give my first media interview in India for OU.
OU: How do we complement each other, could you please explain?
Paris: It’s obvious dear. You write satire, I am a living satire. OU rocks on the lappy, so do I. And I’ll blog for you too, coz balds, down under, turn me on.
OU: Paris, we heard that you were planning to adopt children?
Paris: Yes, actually last week when I was playing with my dog on my balcony, I saw few small animals walking on two feet. When I enquired I came to know that they were called children and you either have to conceive and deliver them painfully after 9 months or adopt them, in order to play with them. Since I have played with all sorts of animals like dogs, cats, parrots and even a teddy bear, I decided to go and adopt some of these too.
OU: Okay Paris, so what was the reason about this unannounced trip to India?
Paris: Actually I was looking for an acting opportunity in Bollywood. My Indian friends there tell me that Bollywood has lots of opportunities for a lady like me and I can do wonders here.
OU: So actually you are looking to be an actress.......?
Paris: (Interrupting us in between).......no, actually the roles that lady in Jackie Chan’s film does here.
OU: So you are planning to be an item girl?
Paris: You got me right. Apart from that I am planning to launch my accessories, to introduce Indian ladies to What Brand Paris is and how they can increase their beauty and become someone like Paris.
OU: What other plans do you have for India?
Paris: I am planning to do a Beauty & Health show for Indian ladies, the talks are on with ZoomTV.
OU: So we are going to be bombarded with PARIS everywhere in India.
Paris: (She laughs) yes. (OMG! What a magical voice she has)
OU: Paris, can we have some quick uttapam-bites for our readers?
Paris: Come on, I am an expert in everything fast.
OU: Best Moment of your life?
Paris: When the video was released on net.
OU: Most depressing moment of life?
Paris: When I heard that New York Governor was paying so much for a thing that I do for free.
OU: Biggest Realization?
Paris: That I am Paris Hilton.
OU: Your ambition?
Paris: To be the modern Cleopatra.
That was an interview which we never wanted to finish, but Paris had some work to do in Dharavi, so we had to say tearful babye to her. But now you know the place to watch out for exclusive Paris news while she is on prowl in our country. Tune in next week, Sunday, folks.
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The Chennai city police have unearthed a Paris Hilton blue film racket wherein memory cards used in mobile phones are stored with blue films of Paris Hilton and sold.
On Monday, the police arrested two employees of a cell phone repair shop in the North Beach police station limits for allegedly selling Paris Hilton blue films on memory cards to students in their neighbourhood.
Acting on a tip off, a special police team under joint commissioner of police (North) M. Ravi raided Libra Cell Services in second lane, Beach Road and recovered several Paris Hilton blue film CDs and computers from the shop. Two men, Basheer (27) from Mannady and Subramani (24) from Kolathur, have also been arrested for storing such films on mobile phones for a price.
“These two men have been in the business of downloading porn films related to Paris Hilton from the Internet and into their computers. Whenever a customer wants to load these films in their mobile phones, they do it for them at a charge of Rs 300 to Rs 500 depending on the size of the memory cards,” the police said.
The North Beach police have registered a case and are investigating. The police suspect that there could be more cell phone shops that are engaged in such activities.
On Monday, the police arrested two employees of a cell phone repair shop in the North Beach police station limits for allegedly selling Paris Hilton blue films on memory cards to students in their neighbourhood.
Acting on a tip off, a special police team under joint commissioner of police (North) M. Ravi raided Libra Cell Services in second lane, Beach Road and recovered several Paris Hilton blue film CDs and computers from the shop. Two men, Basheer (27) from Mannady and Subramani (24) from Kolathur, have also been arrested for storing such films on mobile phones for a price.
“These two men have been in the business of downloading porn films related to Paris Hilton from the Internet and into their computers. Whenever a customer wants to load these films in their mobile phones, they do it for them at a charge of Rs 300 to Rs 500 depending on the size of the memory cards,” the police said.
The North Beach police have registered a case and are investigating. The police suspect that there could be more cell phone shops that are engaged in such activities.
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