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We have with us today Robert Gabriel Mugabe, the first and the only president till date of Zimbawe. Mr.Mugabe has been primarily held responsible for freeing his country from white menace. Mugabe is known for his belief "The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans." and he can be credited for liberating Zimbabwe from White rule.

OU: Hello and welcome Mr. Mugabe, it's a pleasure having you as our guest.

Mugabe: It's pleasure meeting you, though I had to find time from my busy schedule to come for the interview.

OU:With the ongoing elections in Zimbabwe and the controversy surrounding it you must have been very busy.
Mugabe: Elections!! what elections??

OU: Mr. Mugabe, the presidential elections.
Mugabe: Do you think that I am going to be ousted from the post of president of Zimbabwe? No chance! It will be the dead body of Mugabe that?s going to be removed from the presidential house.

OU: Then what have you been busy with, Mr.Mugabe?
Mugabe: Actually I have been involved with removing all traces of white from Zimbawe. Apart from that I have been busy with certain Indian leaders whose name I cannot disclose, guiding them and explaining them all about my ideology. I have just motivated them with my concept of Zimbabwe for Zimabwians. Some of them have even started following my advice.

OU: Mr. Mugabe, what other steps you are will be trying to follow for the progress of the country?
Mugabe: The only way that Zimbabwe can progress is by getting rid of anything and everythingwhite. I am going to even announce a ban on the word ?White? in Zimbabwe.

OU: Mr. Mugabe why do hate white people so much, you have no trust on them or what?
Mugabe: The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

OU: Thanks, Mr. Mugabe. Thanks for this enriching interview.
Mugabe: Thanks, it sure feels nice giving interview to someone from non-white media. I hope politicians in your country follow on my footsteps and I get to see mini-Zimbabwes throughout India.

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