Lord Vishnu rules out composite dialogue with Allah, but talks to continue with focus on Jehad
India's reigning deity Vishnu ruled out a composite dialogue with Pakistan's ruling God, Sub-Allah [For the uninitiated, it means Sindhi-Urdu (speaking)-Brown Allah] in the near future. Vishnu told Sub-Allah that in the coming meeting with him, they can discuss all subjects, but he will only focus on Jehad. Vishnu conveyed the messsege through Narad Muni who landed at the residence of Sub-Allah's representative in Vaikunth, Shahid Mullah for discussions ahead of the coming talks between the two gods.
Lord Vishnu is focused on re-engaging with Sub-Allah. Despite the failure of Sub-Allah to reign in his Jehadi army, Lord Vishnu hopes to steer ties with him away from the 'zones of confrontation' and feels such an initiative can help put a favorable spotlight on Indian gods. Well-placed sources say that Lord Vishnu feels that changing tracks after the recent blast in Bharatvarsha's town of Punya Nagari will amount to succumbing to forces opposed to peace between the two gods and their empires on Planet Earth.
Ever since Sub-Allah used his influence with Yahweh, the fierce Judeo-christian god who had defeated the forces of Vishnu & Sub-Allah and reigned over Bharatvarsha for over two centuries, to carve a separate Pakistan out of India, both the gods have been locked in a fierce confrontation for the control of Kashmir, said to be only heaven on earth. The battle for the control of earthly heaven has turned Kashmir into a hell for the followers of both the gods. But that doesn't seem to bother the two gods too much, who despite the poverty and wretchedness of their respective empires on earth, continue to waste billions fighting each other instead of resolving their dispute in a mature, godly way.
With Sub-Allah, who like most other Allahs has never been known for resolving conflicts peacefully, as his arch-enemy, Vishnu's task is understandably more difficult. But Vishnu doesn't appear to have learned any lessons from his previous wars, especially the Mahabharata war in the Dwapara Yuga, where he reincarnated on earth as Krishna. During that incarnation, he needlessly took sides between two factions of cousin brothers, failed to resolve their dispute through talks despite trying earnestly and ended up encouraging his friend Arjuna (whose big brother, Yudi, foolishly gambled away his country and co-wife Draupadi, treating both as his personal property) to fight against his cousins despite his reluctance, using the excuse of a noble concept that he invented and called 'Dharma Yudha' (War for Dharma). Allah promptly appropriated this concept renaming it 'Jehad' or 'Holy War' and till now continues to brainwash his followers on earth into devoting their lives for fighting holy wars against non-Islamic nations, including Bharatvarsha which has lost tens of thousands of its citizen in Sub-Allah's jehad against the nation.
Vishnu's earthly incarnation, Krishna could have simply used his awesome godly power (which he had earlier as a child demonstrated by lifting Govardhana mountain with his pinky finger) to demolish Duryodhana's army without any bloodshed, but for mysterious reasons he led his Pandava friend, Arjuna, into a bloody battle with his Kaurava cousins, which while ended in victory for Pandavas, ultimately led to destruction of the Pandava family at the hands of a revengeful Kaurava Ashwathama.
According to folklore, Yahweh absolutely detested the constant boasting by both Vishnu & Sub-Allah that Kashmir was the only heaven on earth since he considered Switzerland, his favored holiday destination on earth, to be the one and only heaven on earth. Pissed off by their exaggerated claims, he decided to turn Kashmir into a living hell by deliberately keeping the status of Kashmir vague at the time of carving of Pakistan from Bharatvarsha. Using his representative on the subcontinent, Lord Mountbatten, who played a mischievous role by stalling the sending of arms to Kashmir at the time when Sub-Allah's army had invaded Kashmir, Yahweh succeeded in dividing the state into two, laying the course for the prolonged conflict between the two gods and their followers on planet earth.
In the meantime, Yahweh, by instituting secret offshore banking has cleverly turned his favorite holiday destination into most important global destination for money laundering and recycling of narco-dollars, blood-stained money from despots and loots of dictators, crooks, corrupt politicians, industrialists, film producers and tax-evasion jugglers. Not only has Yahweh succeeded in stealing trillions of dollars of Indian money by luring Indian crooks to deposit their loot in his secret treasury, he has turned Kashmir-tinctured dreams of millions of Indians into Swiss-tinctured dreams by unleashing a dream merchant named Cash Chopra on Bharatvarsha, who by making Indian megastars dance and run around Swiss cedars, has converted star-struck Indians into regarding Switzerland as the real heaven on earth.
Vishnu and Sub-Allah, oblivious to the trickery of Yehwah, continue to remain engaged in a seemingly unresolvable conflict, and in the process are enriching the coffers of Yehwah by spending billions every year buying arms and ammunition from the death merchants employed by Yehwah to further impoverish the subcontinent. Unable to resolve their dispute, either peacefully or violently, both of them have complicated the mess further by adding deadly Brahmastras (referred as Allah's bomb by jehadis) to their already extensive (and expensive) weaponry, thereby stalling any chances of resolution of the conflict through a decisive war.
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govardhan was lifted to protect ppl from indra's rage... pandava family was not destroyed, lord krishna gave pandava kids their life back...
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