Exclusive Eyjafjallajokull spout!
Friday, 21 May 2010 01:41
We sent our intrepid reporter for special spouts, Monisha Koibhinahin, after ascertaining the womb trails in Mother Gaia, not known to many and known to a few ( not including Rumsfeld ) to interview the headline dominating spout, Eyjafjallajokull, for an exclusive to world media who are currently speculating about the end-time of Eyjafjallajokull's spout. While Monisha Koibhinahin, is rather unknown like the spout, she is no stranger to hot places, however high she and they maybe. Following are the excerpts:
Through the crawl-space, 118 miles underneath the surface, donning a thermal-suit, the curvaceous Monisha Koibhinahin, located the stomach of all the four volcanos ( Grimsvotn, Hekla and Askja, which are all larger than Eyjafjallajokull ), which was connected to the DungHole other wise known as Deepwater Horizon. Snacking on Lays Magic Masala, the four volcanos were chuckling over some private joke with DH. Eyjafjallajokull, was the first to notice Monisha's presence ad began frothing, lightly and as a result the whole of Europe shut own their airports in a hurry.
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Awesome depiction! Good message to wake us up! 
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May 21, 2010
Tony Hayward's dumbness plumbed the depths at which Deep Horizon operated. Here area few gaffes:
1. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."
-- Tony Hayward, May 13, 2010
2. "I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest."
-- Hayward, May 18, 2010
3. "Do I feel that anything I've done I would have done differently? Not at all."
-- Hayward, May 18, 2010, after previously admitting in an interview published May 14, "We made a few little mistakes early on."
Hayward easily holds the top three gaffes about the gusher, but as a bonus, here are four more oiy-ly instances that have slipped into the running.
4. "I don't honestly think it opens up a whole new series of questions, because, you know, in all honesty I doubt this is the first accident that has happened and I doubt it will be the last."
-- Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, April 23, 2010, inspiring all kinds of confidence in the safety of offshore drilling three days after the spill
5. "The reality is we will be depending on oil and gas as we transition to a new energy future. You are not going to turn off the lights of this country or the economy by shutting it all down."
-- Ken Salazar, Secretary of the Interior, on May 18, 2010, in response to Senator Bernie Sanders' question about reinstating the moratorium on offshore drilling
NOTE: Petroleum accounted for less than one percent of electricity generation in the U.S. last year. Oil does not keep the lights on.
6. "We need the increased production. The president still continues to believe the great majority of that can be done safely, securely and without any harm to the environment."
-- Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, April 23, 2010
7. "There were good reasons for us to put in offshore drilling, and this terrible accident is very rare in drilling. I mean, accidents happen. You learn from them and you try not to make sure they don't happen again."
-- Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.), May 4, 2010, on why the new American Power Act includes new offshore drilling
1. "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."
-- Tony Hayward, May 13, 2010
2. "I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest."
-- Hayward, May 18, 2010
3. "Do I feel that anything I've done I would have done differently? Not at all."
-- Hayward, May 18, 2010, after previously admitting in an interview published May 14, "We made a few little mistakes early on."
Hayward easily holds the top three gaffes about the gusher, but as a bonus, here are four more oiy-ly instances that have slipped into the running.
4. "I don't honestly think it opens up a whole new series of questions, because, you know, in all honesty I doubt this is the first accident that has happened and I doubt it will be the last."
-- Robert Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, April 23, 2010, inspiring all kinds of confidence in the safety of offshore drilling three days after the spill
5. "The reality is we will be depending on oil and gas as we transition to a new energy future. You are not going to turn off the lights of this country or the economy by shutting it all down."
-- Ken Salazar, Secretary of the Interior, on May 18, 2010, in response to Senator Bernie Sanders' question about reinstating the moratorium on offshore drilling
NOTE: Petroleum accounted for less than one percent of electricity generation in the U.S. last year. Oil does not keep the lights on.
6. "We need the increased production. The president still continues to believe the great majority of that can be done safely, securely and without any harm to the environment."
-- Gibbs, White House Press Secretary, April 23, 2010
7. "There were good reasons for us to put in offshore drilling, and this terrible accident is very rare in drilling. I mean, accidents happen. You learn from them and you try not to make sure they don't happen again."
-- Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.), May 4, 2010, on why the new American Power Act includes new offshore drilling
2
May 25, 2010
With the Gulf Coast dying of oil poisoning, there's no space in the press for British Petroleum's latest spill, just this week: over 100,000 gallons, at its Alaska pipeline operation. A hundred thousand used to be a lot. Still is.
On Tuesday, Pump Station 9, at Delta Junction on the 800-mile pipeline, busted. Thousands of barrels began spewing an explosive cocktail of hydrocarbons after "procedures weren't properly implemented" by BP operators, say state inspectors "Procedures weren't properly implemented" is, it seems, BP's company motto.
Few Americans know that BP owns the controlling stake in the trans-Alaska pipeline; but, unlike with the Deepwater Horizon, BP keeps its Limey name off the Big Pipe.
There's another reason to keep their name off the Pipe: their management of the pipe stinks. It's corroded, it's undermanned and "basic maintenance" is a term BP never heard of.
For more, go to this link:
http://blog.buzzflash.com/contributors/3238
On Tuesday, Pump Station 9, at Delta Junction on the 800-mile pipeline, busted. Thousands of barrels began spewing an explosive cocktail of hydrocarbons after "procedures weren't properly implemented" by BP operators, say state inspectors "Procedures weren't properly implemented" is, it seems, BP's company motto.
Few Americans know that BP owns the controlling stake in the trans-Alaska pipeline; but, unlike with the Deepwater Horizon, BP keeps its Limey name off the Big Pipe.
There's another reason to keep their name off the Pipe: their management of the pipe stinks. It's corroded, it's undermanned and "basic maintenance" is a term BP never heard of.
For more, go to this link:
http://blog.buzzflash.com/contributors/3238
3
May 29, 2010
Deepwater Horizon: I told you people, that I would find another place. And I found 2. Ecuador and Guatemala....HeHehehe 
4
May 29, 2010
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