Bombastic
It seems the world has been gripped by the Diwali and the Obama Peace Act fever for the world is still relishing in the rather flamboyant and lavish modes of Diwali spirits and Peace Talks.
Ah! The music of those exquisite and purely home-brewed bomb blast that has being popping up in very toilet other the ones used by Osama, Pervez, Sharif and Ansari is indeed a sign of a very bright and well lit Pakistan. As we speak, our correspondent in Middle East, Mr.Bomb-bhai Khan - who has made more than 1,000,000 USD in Bomb Occurrence betting, has just received a very reliable info that the next bomb is due in a few hours. Due to the chances of our correspondent losing the odds on the betting (which could be disastrous for us as we have to pay our dues to the Coke and Booze dealer with the betting money) he will not disclose the exact time and venue of the Bomb Occurrence.
Pakistan is currently the leader in of these flamboyant and lavish modes of Diwali spirits and Peace Talks but it may be not long before we hear from their fellow rivals Afghanistan. Our special correspondent, Mr. Opium Karzai (not related to the other Karzai), who recently did an exclusive report on the drug trade in Afghanistan, says that the Taliban and the OLA (Opium Lunatics Afghans) Group are all set to make hay with their surplus amount of USSR sponsored gifts by sharing it all the Afghans to celebrate the re-election of the other Karzai. For our non-regular readers, OLA is a free for all organization that deals mainly with Opium and our ties with this indigenous firm is a very healthy one.
Our recent exclusive report on the drug trade in Afghanistan was sponsored by OLA as part of a mutual benefit agreement where we help market their products by occasional exclusive reports and they provide us the good drugs to help our creative and editorial team relieve themselves from the stress of our daily hectic work.
With the advent of Bombic Recessions affecting major players like Palestine, Iraq, Ireland, Nigeria, etc, it seems Pakistan and Afghanistan is all set to for a two-horse race to win the year ending coveted title of “O-Bomba Leaders of the Year”. With the two competitors not having any of their star players suspended, banned or injured and with the international transfer window open all the time for these teams to recruit and deploy new strategies and tactics, we are very sure that this battle of Lights and Sounds will surely keeps us all in a tight situation as we enter our toilets every morning. So on behalf of the King of Good Times, GO HAVE A BLAST FOLKS!!
As a kid, during the '65 war, I have been bombed by the PAF, lost a childhood friend and much later on 26/11, I and another friend were just 10 mins away from CST where a group of AA members were leaving by the Madras Mail. We didnt know what had happened till we reached home and turned on the internet....the enormity of our lucky escape and the group at the station was very evident from our behaviour the next day....we were laughing our guts out which is a typical reaction in such situations. Have you been bombed before?
I understand ur feelings bro.....i lost 2 in my family in the bombings of the Gulf War in the 1990, it was with reporting of this War that channels like CNN and BBC made a world mark. They reported, reported, then again reported without checking on the data. The news they gave me and my close ones pain for they forgot to look at the side of humanity. This article is not about the innocent lives lost but instead it is a jab on the media and rulers who care less about the value of humanity and the pain of a loss.
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