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Hollywood studios reject 'Pirates of Somalia' movie proposal, allege filmmakers

The makers the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie series have alleged that Hollywood studios have rejected their proposal to make a new movie based on recent piracy incidents off the Somalian coast to be titled "Pirates of Somalia"

According to director Gore Vebrinski, Disney studio bosses were not too enthused by the prospect of making a movie based on real life Black, Afrikaner pirates fearing that they would be accused of glorifying and sympathizing 'bad pirates'

"I was asked point-blank by one of the studio bosses 'How would Johnny Depp fit in a movie about black, villainous pirates?' I was told that they might consider accepting my proposal if I changed the script and introduced 'good heroic pirates' led by Jack Sparrow to battle...

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Oxford-Webster dictionaries to redefine the word 'terrorist'

The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) & Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary jointly announced today that the word 'terrorist' and its derivative 'terrorism' would be redefined to make it  more narrower in its scope in view of general public sentiments. Michael Palin, publisher of Oxford English Dictionary said that in the next edition of Oxford Dictionary the word 'terrorist' would be defined...

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Obamessiah to usher in a Golden Age

After emerging victorious from one of the most obamafying elections in the history of United States, president-elect Barack Hussein Obama would magically solve all the problems the world is facing currently and usher our planet into a 'Golden Age' (also described as 'New World Order' by the powers that are) through a process known as 'Obamacanogy' (also referred as 'Barackanogy).

This magical...

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Bush exit will be a huge blow to comedians

With US presidential results declared, while the entire world is feeling relieved that the eight-year rule of George W Bush, marred by disastrous wars, massive foreign policy blunders and near-economic ruin of his nation is coming to an end, his exit has come as a huge blow to the ever-burgeoning tribe of stand-up comedians, cartoonists, jokesters, satirists, youtubers, anti-bush merchandisers...

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Bullshit Alert!

Since the second World War ended, politicians across the world have been using bullshit at an alarming rate. The rate of bullshit usage is so high, some scientists are saying that our world is very close to running out of bullshit.

Scientist and leading peak bullshit proponent, Robert Matthew, said that every year politicians are using up exponential amounts of bullshit, a trend that began...

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