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Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable

Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable
There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for all the millions who are suffering from obesity. If experts are to be believed, inflation in the prices of food commodities would result in considerable dietary changes of the populace. Reduced food intake by billions of people worldwide would result in significant drop in the average weight of people the world over. With the food crisis worsening, experts predict that there will be huge drop in waistlines within next 5-7 years.

A significant side-effect of food shortages, consequent inflation in food prices and reduced obesity will be that over-indulgence in food will be a luxury very few people in the world will be able to afford. This could possibly result in obesity becoming some sort of status symbol, a fashion statement and a symbol of prosperity and wealth in difficult times. People will flaunt their big bellies and butts in the way they flaunt cars or jewelry. Fashion experts are already predicting that fat around the waist and buttocks will soon become very trendy and people who can afford to be fat will start wearing clothes that will enable them to show-off their water-melon shaped bellies and thunder thighs

Last Updated ( Sunday, 11 May 2008 12:06 )

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Shortages of Rice: Experts nail Condy's Parents for it

Shortages of Rice: Experts nail Condy's Parents for itExperts in India and China have refuted Condoleezza rice's comment that India and China are the main cause of rice shortage in the world. "This shows lack of basic knowl...

Last Updated ( Sunday, 04 May 2008 17:34 )

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Bush Goes PC way to save the world

Bush Goes PC way to save the worldIn what could be termed as world's biggest bail out US government decided to give $300 billion bail out from US treasury to the financial institution that are bearing the...

Last Updated ( Sunday, 04 May 2008 17:27 )

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Bird Flu: The new WMD

Bird Flu: The new WMDIn a major breakthrough scientists in UK have related the H5N1 virus strain as originating from Afghanistan. The H5N1 strain which is commonly known as Bird Flu is curren...

Last Updated ( Sunday, 04 May 2008 18:16 )

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Imran Khan: Pakistan lost opportunity to have world's most handsome leader

Imran Khan: Pakistan lost opportunity to have world's most handsome leaderIslamabad: Imran Khan, ex-cricketer and founder of the political party Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (Movement for Justice) said that by once again rejecting his party at the...

Last Updated ( Saturday, 10 May 2008 01:20 )

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Mugabe: I can't let Zimbabwe fall into hands of anything White

Mugabe: I can't let Zimbabwe fall into hands of anything White We have with us today Robert Gabriel Mugabe, the first and the only president till date of Zimbawe. Mr.Mugabe has been primarily held responsible for freeing his countr...

Last Updated ( Sunday, 04 May 2008 20:55 )

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Statutory Warning: Mobile Phones are injurious to your health

Statutory Warning: Mobile Phones are injurious to your healthFollowing a new study by award winning cancer expert Dr. Vini Khurana that reveals that mobile phones are more dangerous than smokng, governments worldwide have decided t...

Last Updated ( Monday, 27 October 2008 13:52 )

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Onion Uttapam Special Update on Earth Hour

Onion Uttapam Special Update on Earth Hour Did it make a difference?Yes. 24 global cities participated in the earth hour. These 24 cities reduced their power consumption during the day by 2.32 %, slightly below ...

Last Updated ( Monday, 27 October 2008 13:52 )

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Freakonomics - The role of email chain letters in making our world a better place

Freakonomics - The role of email chain letters in making our world a better placeNew York: Stephen Dubner & Steven Levitt, the duo behind the best-seller Freakonomics, the book that set to explore the hidden side of everything, in their latest blogpos...

Last Updated ( Monday, 27 October 2008 13:52 )

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