India's reigning deity Vishnu ruled out a composite dialogue with Pakistan's ruling God, Sub-Allah [For the uninitiated, it means Sindhi-Urdu (speaking)-Brown Allah] in the near future. Vishnu told Sub-Allah that in the coming meeting with him, they can discuss all subjects, but he will only focus on Jehad. Vishnu conveyed the messsege through Narad Muni who landed at the residence of Sub-Allah's representative in Vaikunth, Shahid Mullah for discussions ahead of the coming talks between the two gods.

Lord Vishnu is focused on re-engaging with Sub-Allah. Despite the failure of Sub-Allah to reign in his Jehadi army, Lord Vishnu hopes to steer ties with him away from the 'zones of confrontation' and feels such an initiative can...

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