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War for the White house

War for the White house

Now that Obama has been tipped to be the Democratic nominee, the  Presidential election enters the second phase and an important one.

It has now been decided that, it will be a Black man and a White woman versus a Conservative White and  an Immigrant. The election comes in the backdrop of 6 years of war in different theatres, showing no signs of cooling down. The new president elect would have to face an economic storm, with food shortage becoming common and the upwardly-mobile price of gasoline showing no signs of coming down.

It will be for the first time in 24 years that the White House will be totally away from the clutches of two families , the Bush and Clinton's, if McCain wins. But the big question is will the new President be able to follow on the footsteps of his predecessors and create another slur/stain in the pages of history either with semen stains or more blood . That remains to be seen.

Whosoever wins the US Presidency be it the Black man Obama or the  White man Mc Cain, he will have certain tasks cut out for him ,courtesy his predecessor:

The Various Wars: The President has to decide whether he should continue to bring BigMac Democracy to save the people of Iraq and elsewhere or to leave them in the lurch, just because some myopic people and countries are against these policies. He has to decide whether he should go by the World's Opinion and move US away from its immoral policing, or should it play the role that it has usurped for itself without so much as a thank you to the Rest Of the World.

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