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Fatwa issued by an Infidel

An infidel, Martin A Miss has issued a fatwa to another infidel Barack Obama saying that if he secures the Democratic nomination and goes on to become President of America he will, having been born a Muslim, "deserve" to have the fatwa pronounced upon him. Martin made his remarks at a Literary Festival, where he had gone to unabashedly promote his no-brainer book The Second Plane. He said: "His father was a Muslim, that means he is a Muslim. It doesn't matter that his mother is a Christian. He was born a Muslim and has converted to Christianity so he is in the same position as Salman Rushdie and deserves the death penalty." Stirring up the press conference he addressed he further went on to say that Obama should not be assasinated...

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Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting

Even 'uncontacted' tribes from the depths of Amazon forests are not free from news media. We received this news report telepathically from one of the prominent journalist of the Envire river tribe who woke me up in the middle of a nightmare to transmit his report about the excitement generated in his tribe due to the sighting of an unidentified flying object, better known as airplane in the...

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CIA: Shhh..Bogeyman Osama is hiding on your roof

Bush's favorite bogeyman Osama bin Laden is now hiding on the "rooftop of our world" (the Karakoram section of the Himalayan range along Pakistan's borders with Afghanistan and China), according to a media report.

The CIA has located Al-CIAda chief Osama on rooftop of our world. Earlier the Central Investigation Agency had located him hiding inside some caves, under our bed, inside our closet...

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India & Pakistan resume doing what they love most

After a six-month long break-up, India and Pakistan resumed what they enjoy doing most - talking to each other. The foreign secretaries of both the countries met in Islamabad to resume their composite dialogue they had abandoned around six-month back, when few bombs exploded in some part of India unfortunately killing some people. India suspected Pakistan was responsible for the bombings, got...

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Bush Likens Obama To His Grandfather

World's leading terrorist - George W Bush, responsible for terrorizing the nation of Iraq, at a speech delivered in Israel has likened those who negotiate with lesser terrorists from middle-east countries to Nazi appeasers like his grandfather Prescott Bush. His remarks are being widely seen as an attack on Barack Obama, who has advocated greater engagement with countries such as Iran and...

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