Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

Since the second World War ended, politicians across the world have been using bullshit at an alarming rate. The rate of bullshit usage is so high, some scientists are saying that our world is very close to running out of bullshit.

Scientist and leading peak bullshit proponent, Robert Matthew, said that every year politicians are using up exponential amounts of bullshit, a trend that began in earnest after World war II.

"Politicians have become addicted to bullshit," Matthew said. "Imagine the political fortunes won and lost due to all the bullshit generated over the decades."

The global shortage of bullshit is causing rising food and fuel prices across the world. Some of the hardest hit of the shortage are the poorest countries of the world many of who were already struggling to find enough bullshit to feed the increasing numbers questioning authority and demanding change of amount of shit they have to swallow. Economists had long predicted the time when demand for bullshit would outstrip the supply resulting in the so-called 'peak bullshit', which would cause a seismic shift in the price of bullshit.