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Hollywood studios reject 'Pirates of Somalia' movie proposal, allege filmmakers

Hollywood studios reject 'Pirates of Somalia' movie proposal, allege filmmakers The makers the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie series have alleged that Hollywood studios have rejected their proposal to make a new movie based on recent piracy incidents off the Somalian coast to be titled "Pirates of Somalia"

According to director Gore Vebrinski, Disney studio bosses were not too enthused by the prospect of making a movie based on real life Black, Afrikaner pirates fearing that they would be accused of glorifying and sympathizing 'bad pirates'

"I was asked point-blank by one of the studio bosses 'How would Johnny Depp fit in a movie about black, villainous pirates?' I was told that they might consider accepting my proposal if I changed the script and introduced 'good heroic pirates' led by Jack Sparrow to battle and defeat the bad Somali pirates" alleged the shocked director of the pirate series.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 25 November 2008 13:22 )

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Oxford-Webster dictionaries to redefine the word 'terrorist'

Oxford-Webster dictionaries to redefine the word 'terrorist'The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) & Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary jointly announced today that the word 'terrorist' and its derivative 'terrorism' would be redefi...

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 18 November 2008 13:09 )

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Obamessiah to usher in a Golden Age

Obamessiah to usher in a Golden AgeAfter emerging victorious from one of the most obamafying elections in the history of United States, president-elect Barack Hussein Obama would magically solve all th...

Last Updated ( Monday, 10 November 2008 13:13 )

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Bush exit will be a huge blow to comedians

Bush exit will be a huge blow to comediansWith US presidential results declared, while the entire world is feeling relieved that the eight-year rule of George W Bush, marred by disastrous wars, massive foreign ...

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 05 November 2008 15:53 )

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Bullshit Alert!

Bullshit Alert!Since the second World War ended, politicians across the world have been using bullshit at an alarming rate. The rate of bullshit usage is so high, some scientists are ...

Last Updated ( Thursday, 16 October 2008 12:44 )

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Bush declares War on Capitalism

Bush declares War on Capitalism "The risks of doing nothing far outweigh the risks of whatever it takes to disarm Saddam Hussein."George W. Bush, February 10, 2003 (and several other occasions prior t...

Last Updated ( Monday, 29 September 2008 20:44 )

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A Republican Surprise

A Republican SurpriseAs the newspapers are tumbling over each other in announcing John McCain's running mate, Palin came as no surprise that not ere long he was advocating drilling in Alaska ...

Last Updated ( Saturday, 22 November 2008 12:36 )

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SaturnicShip-One

SaturnicShip-OneFrom a NASA press release: NASA Confirms Liquid Lake on Saturn Moon "PASADENA, Calif. -- NASA scientists have concluded that at least one of the large lakes observed on...

Last Updated ( Saturday, 20 September 2008 16:37 )

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Bush flushed with Honours

Bush flushed with Honours[Deepa Throat, our correspondent at large, who is currently in the USA, sent us this article from the International Herald Tribune and we did not deem it fit to be altere...

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 08 July 2008 23:42 )

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