From a NASA press release: NASA Confirms Liquid Lake on Saturn Moon "PASADENA, Calif. -- NASA scientists have concluded that at least one of the large lakes observed on Saturn's moon Titan contains liquid hydrocarbons, and have positively identified the presence of ethane? ""Detection of liquid ethane confirms a long-held idea that lakes and seas filled with methane and ethane...
Methane and ethane happen to be the main ingredients of natural gas.
Now read on.........
At the Open Vulture Abdominal Lactic room aboard SaturnicShip-One:
"Order, Order", screamed the President Of Titan, Uncle Saturn, frothing from two of his seven mouths. The other five mouths were tightly shut. They were tightly shut because the Vice-President, Dumbus Chickeney had taped them with the Velcro roll that the Earth probe had littered the beach with rolls of them after it had spotted the Ethane-Beach Patrol and then proceeded to dive into the black lake from which heavenly ethane vapours emanated. Dumbus Chickeney had a smirking glum look on all his seven faces as he cast his fourteen eyes at the gathering and said, "S[h]it, stand or gawk but I swear on all the croc-morphs, that all of you shall contribute to this laconic emergency gab-fest our revered idiot in place has ordered much against his not-so-free-will. His will is mine and so are all the Presidential Pardons he will issue later when the eclipse of Milky Way is over, which will be in 31 tol-mins and 6 tol-seconds.If you dont co-operate or burp-warble your reply, be warned that you shall be deported to a place called Park Avenue in the Big Applopolis on that playground for self-centred nincompoops, which they themselves have labeled Earth. If the United Nationanalus translator fails, you are permitted to waggle your booties in assent. Am I clear?"
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