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Harbhajan Innocent, OU inquiry catches the real culprit

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In a major embarrassment for Mohali team & BCCI and providing a big relief to Mumbai Indians, an OU investigation has found out the cause of Shreesanth's crying after the match between Kings Punjab and Mumbai Indians.

If our sources are to be believed, Harbhajan Singh was used as an excuse to hide the real cause and the real culprit. "Some call it slap, some are calling it a push" said Anujsri. Demanding further, he asked "But can someone please confirm what it actually was. Can we have the pictures of the incident? There is not a single picture, but only allegations and words of condemnation against bhaji".

After such outrage from thousands of readers of OU, the OU team headed by takloo decided to do some investigations and came out with the real cause. Believe it or not, it was pretty preity who was cause of Shree's tears and may cause the Punjab team to split unless Ness Wadia stops her. Bhaji was used as scapegoat only to satisfy CA and Australian media's ego, who had labeled him an "obnoxious weed"

Here is the proof and it is now for our readers to decide who is the real culprit..

This is what the whole world saw:

This is what caused it :

This is what Shree desired and being a spoilt child he started crying. To avoid embarrasment to preity by telling the real cause, they placed the blame on Bhaji.

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Monday, 28 April 2008
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utkarsh said:

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I think people have a habit of not taking it straight.
 
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umesh derebail said:

Well it is all subject of speculation and I presume Preity wanted to hug Yuvi badly in her anxiety she slapped Sree, but most unlikely. Still I would hold Bhajji a brat and deserves to be banned. Yuvi is no lesser brat, next he is going to hit the headline
 
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ragamuffin said:

That's what I call a pretty cool bit of evidence!! Good going OU. I've always maintained that bhajji wasnt responsible in any way and that some one else had a hand in it!! Watta cry baby Sreesanth has turned out to be!!
 
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