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“Safety of cricketers guaranteed” – BCCI

In the wake of the 26/11 attacks, and I promise this will be my last piece on the subject, security for the world-famous Indian cricket team – a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BCCI – has been upgraded to ‘Z’ category, which is on par with that granted to our world-notorious politicians – wholly-owned subsidiaries of criminal and anti-social elements in society.


When I cornered the head of security arrangements at the Chepauk in Chennai and asked him whether it was fair that the common man on the street continues to feel insecure as ever while sportspersons are being provided all this security using up the taxes paid by the common man, everything he had to say on the matter was off the record and so cannot be...

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The Crossing

“No, we mustn’t. We cannot. Not after what they have been doing to us for so long,” thundered one of the selectors from a part of India that will, in due course, be leaked to the media. (The sponsorship deal with M-Seal, at the time of writing, still hasn’t come through you see.) His three colleagues looked in his direction. The selector, by way of a response, looked askance to see...

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Mum's the word

One of the things that keeps advertising going (apart from discount sales) is the desire for people to be like people they perceive to be better than or better off than themselves. Advertising agencies are no different.

When one particular brand which I will name shortly found out that another brand, which I have already named a short while back in this most serious viewspaper, was...

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M-Seal offers to sponsor BCCI Selection Committee meetings

Leaks can be very damaging. For one, they can change what one is entitled to in a will. And that, as anyone who’s ever been at the receiving end of one will vouch for, can be quite a life-and-death experience.

For those of you already, so soon into this piece, wondering what I’m on about, please find yourselves a way to watch the commercial for M-Seal in which an unscrupulous son forces...

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Prices of turmeric and milk go through the roof in India!!!

For a number of very secular reasons Sachin Tendulkar is considered a ‘God’ by Indian cricket fans around the world. His achievements, his dedication to his craft and, most of all, his humility make him one of the most valued and admired properties in world cricket.

Heartwarming as that might sound, what does it all have to do with the prices of turmeric and milk going through the roof? A...

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