Sania Mirza Stalker is a Failed Paparazzo, Sources Say
Monday, 13 July 2009 17:24
Written by onionuttapam news
Mohammed Ashraf, 28, who was arrested by Andhra Pradesh police for stalking Sania Mirza might have been a failed paparazzo. According to our sources in a local Hyderabad tabloid, Mohammed Ashraf had applied for a job as a photographer in that tabloid, but was rejected because of the poor quality of his work.
Our source, who is a also a close friend of the accused, informed us that Mohammed Ashraf's ambition in his life was to stalk celebrities, take their candid pictures and sell them to newspapers, tabloids or news channels. As a freelance lensman, he had independently stalked several Telegu movie stars and taken their candid pictures. But due to grainy quality of his snaps and out-of-focus shots, his pictures as well as job...
From The Archives: Village loafer wastes life hitting spherical objects into dug holes
Tuesday, 30 June 2009 18:07
Written by onion uttapam library
Eleusis, Sparta (Greece) 30 June 1037 AD: Eleusis, a sleepy village on the outskirts of the city state of Sparta is getting geared up for its annual fair. Buzzing with excitement, the villagers of Eleusis are busy making preparations for the big event, the only day of the year the people of this village look forward with anticipation. Except for one guy, Tiberius Woody, the village loafer who...
Mahendra Singh Dhoni, captain of India's cricket team has decided to donate his under-construction house in his hometown Ranchi to India's cricket crazy fans. This house will be declared as a museum of 'constantly evolving fan art' and fickle-minded cricket fans of India will be allowed to design, destroy, rebuild and re-destroy his house as per their changing fancies.
Harbhajan Singh has been finally vindicated - that is of course, if he had indeed called Andrew Symonds a 'Monkey' and not 'Maa Ki' as he claimed later during 'Monkeygate' investigations. With the latest controversy he finds himself embroiled in - another shining example of his undisciplined wayward ways, it can be said that Andrew Symonds is an undiluted monkey monovular, belonging to the...
Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPa But the women in our marketing team have brains, you know. They are not stupid like those nitwit teens on facebook who post the colors of their bras
Hindustan Unilever launches de Hello Sir,
Me and my friend started job work for detergents in Jalandhar(PUNJAB). We want to grow our work, can u deal with us and start to give us j
IndiaTV discovers why Bakhtiya Bakhtiyar Irani, Fuck you, you better leave this country or i will kick yr ass big time, u ass u don't knw hw to act with women, if i wud hv in place
Ambanis, NTPC, Petroleum Minis fuck you both the ambanis. this is national wealth and this should belong to the people of India. why should just u2 benfit? one day the people wil
A wonderful victory for Neo-li fuck you janardhan reddy
fuck you sriramulu. u spent 20 crores on your son's wedding?
what the fuck