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It’s not Cricket

A conversation that our correspondent in Kolkota overheard in a Coffee House after the culmination of day 5 of the second-test match between India and South Africa.


“So? Are you sated with the tumbling and creating of records on Day Five of the ongoing Test Series?”

“What records? And was it Day Five, for me it was Day One! He, He.”

“You certainly watched today’s game isn’t it?”

“I was at the stadium. Period I wanted to see how many times they flashed my mug on the giant screen.”

“How were you sure?”

“Oh! I had the zaniest slogan to lift up and wave whenever the crowd roared and cheered.”

“And you didn’t know why the crowd cheered and roared?”

“Naah! One thing I noticed was that...

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Gilly and Lalit awarded Telengana Rose

In an apparent bid to woo the riches that Lalit Modi presides over in the shortest version of cricket and his agent-in-place,  Gilly who has made Hyde-rabad his second home, the Supreme Mantri of Andhra Pradesh has awarded the Telengana Rose to both of them. Of course, like all other awards given in India this award too comes with conditions both, pre and post. The Supreme Mantri speaking...

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Indian Sports on the Brink of Collapse as Illogical Contract Talks Dominate Proceedings

The lucrative, excessive, repulsive, derivative, loud, crass bandwagon that is Indian cricket, was on the brink of collapse yesterday following players’ contract negotiations. With the specter of the 3rd edition of the Indian Premier League looming large, it was seemingly inevitable that the situation would come to this. A highly ambiguous statement released last evening by Lalit Modi...

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Solution to Indian Hockey crisis in sight as hockey fans pledge to watch hockey matches

The unprecedented crisis in Indian Hockey may finally come to an end. In an unusual move, millions of fans of Indian Hockey have come out of the woods pledging that they will financially support Hockey India (HI) by watching hockey matches in stadiums and on television.

Chief of HI, Ashok Kumar Mottoo welcomed the decision of the fans to watch hockey matches, "Although no one believed me, I...

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Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship.

At a press conference held in Kingston, Jamaica, Bolt asked his fans to relieve him from the post of their role model. "I'm Usain Bolt. I run fast and I break...

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