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BatSpeak

Friday, 14 May 2010 15:39
Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news
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Its not often that cricketers let their bat speak for themselves at press conferences, preferring rather to let them speak for themselves on the 22 yards. At the conclusion of Cricket India’s tour of the West Indies in the ongoing ICC World Twenty20 Championships, the bats sent out a SOS to all the Jamaican rum-swilling hacks for a no-holds barred, bare-all meet. For obvious reasons, the meet was conducted in the cargo-hold of the aircraft. Excerpts from the interview:

msd00-l
msd1-l

zbat-l

zbat2-l

msdbat3-ll

gbat

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The Life & Times of Lalit Modi

Tuesday, 27 April 2010 01:59
Written by essbee, onion uttapam news
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The Alpha and the Omega of Indian Popat League, Propagandizer of Pyjama Cricket, Wannabe eternal chief of i-pee-el, Destroyer of i-see-el, Keeper of dark secrets, Conqueror of Shane Warne and Mongoose Hayden from the Aussies, 3-time winner of IPL ownership, inheritor of giant tyres and copier producing machines, husband of his mother's best friend,  unleasher of MRF Blimp, inventor of...

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Sachin Tendulkar to spend his birthday reading all your birthday wishes

Saturday, 24 April 2010 10:14
Written by essbee, onion uttapam news
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The wife of Sachin Tendulkar, Anjali Tendulkar today informed hundreds of pesterers, gadflies, blighters and miscellaneous annoyers who called up at the Lordship's residence to offer their birthday wishes that his lordship was busy reading birthday wishes on internet and that if they want to wish him they should too leave their birthday wishes somewhere on the internet, preferably on...

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IPL Shit Really Fucked Up

Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:32
Written by SD, sirkapyaaz.wordpress.com
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The ridiculous, overhyped, nonsensical debauchery that is the IPL was embroiled in another controversy after a whole bunch of fucked up shit happened. It was  reported that the shit was really fucked up.  “Shit is still fucked up” said an insider who didn’t want to associate himself with this fucked up shit.

The controversy started after Lalit Modi, Founding Asshole of the IPL...

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Lalit Modi's IPL Circus & Awful Advertising All Set To Invade America

Thursday, 25 March 2010 16:47
Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news
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IPL's chief Lalit Modi, the George W Bush of world cricket, dreaded by rivals, loved by millions and loathed by many more millions, is now all set to expand his frontiers beyond India. Emboldened by the two new additions, Pune and Kochi, into the ranks of the moolah-making machine that Lalit Modi’s brainchild has become, he is now eyeing the North American continent.


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