With the World Cup fever sweeping across South Africa and infecting billions of football fans all over the globe, a team of medical, engineering and foot-balling experts have come across the following findings that can throw light on the various types of pyrexia that are breaking out in South Africa.
The English Flu: This is a rare case of Italian virus much similar to any other virus but it is rather very infectious. As usual this virus docks to the cell receptors and embeds into the English FA system in the form of a rather harmless phage called “Capello hired as coach” method. The virus then shuts down vital system function DNA by inhibiting normal English FA processes like interacting with media,  showing off WAGS...

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