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Kalmadi declares CWG 2010 as most successful Commonwealth Games of all time

The beleaguered chief of the Organizing Committee of the Commonwealth Games, Suresh Kalmadi hit back at his detractors saying that he has succeeded in making the games the most successful games in the history of the commonwealth games even before the first event has begun.

Speaking to Onionuttapam.com, Kalmadi said that never before have commonwealth games garnered so much interest amongst the common man as much as this edition of CWG. “In the past, these games barely generated any interest even in the participating commonwealth countries. Except for the host countries which had no option but to hype them up and Great Britain which as head of the commonwealth had to feign interest in these games, no other country gave a shit about...

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India Pulls Out of Commonwealth Games

The Commonwealth Games took yet another massive hit today after India announced that it would no longer be fielding a contingent for the event. The host country’s officials said that they were “not satisfied with the accommodation, not to mention the security arrangements” and were “worried for the safety, security and health of [their] athletes”

“We are disappointed with the...

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W1C1 Fever

With the World Cup fever sweeping across South Africa and infecting billions of football fans all over the globe, a team of medical, engineering and foot-balling experts have come across the following findings that can throw light on the various types of pyrexia that are breaking out in South Africa.
The English Flu: This is a rare case of Italian virus much similar to any other virus...

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Jairam Ramesh's big mouth resisting the urge to call CWG a 'Colonial Relic'

Union Minister for Environment, Jairam Ramesh's big mouth is reportedly itching to lambast the Commonwealth Games as an Imperial Relic. Our embedded sources say that the loudmouth minister, known for shooting-crooked from his hips, is fighting hard to resist the temptation of calling down the games as an 'imperial anachronism' that should have no place in a free world.

"Commonwealth...

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Shane Bond Retires From All Forms Of Injuries

Shane Bond, the prolific New Zealand injured has announced his retirement from all forms of injuries less than a year after successfully battling a severe bout of pace bowling. The back-injury specialist made an explosive debut when he lost balance and fell down the stairs of his home in Christchurch. This initial success didn’t last long though, and he soon found himself playing against...

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