Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Balaji Telefilm's popular soap, “Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki”, which has been a channel driver, along with “Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi”, over almost the past seven years, would be off the air from August 2008 ...

42. Splitsville?
(People/Life/People/Life)

... wrong. It went wrong from the moment Chelsea was born, that is about 25 years back, give or take a few. The juice in their marriage simply went out as Hillary was bitten by the Rockefeller bug which ...

43. Indian Idol
(National/National)

... holy cows to be worshiped. We show respect to our loving leaders by the height and number of statues created in their memories. He forgot how two years ago a drunkard committed the cardinal sin of 'defacing' ...

44. Hanuman - The Chairman
(People/Life/People/Life)

... exam times all the students who take his name in vain and chant the secret Hanuman mantra will automatically get centum marks and be awarded their degree after 4 years of Lord Hanuman's pooja with great ...

45. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... with love. I also love him a lot, but the only problem we are having is that he is 5 years younger to my dad and I am only 16 .I can't live without him .Pls advice me what to do ? Meow ...

46. War for the White house
(World/World)

... woman versus a Conservative White and  an Immigrant. The election comes in the backdrop of 6 years of war in different theatres, showing no signs of cooling down. The new president elect would have to ...

47. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... its because they have been sold the same crap. In few years, you will come to understand that life is pretty much pointless and that everything you have done in your life or will do in future is just ...

48. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... to the UFO phenomena for over 15 years. "Our elders (governing body of the tribe) cannot keep denying forever the existence of UFO's. It is time that all classified files on the subject are declassified ...

49. We Indians - Love
(National/National)

... the century old purdah system. They wear 2 inch-cleavage-showing Tops and navel-revealing jeans. They go to work today in automobile factories like how Sudha Murthy did many years back. Ours is a modern ...

50. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... and the growth prospects are some of the factors that lead people to spend a few years of their lives in this place. Plus the money was good. Taking a break, I pinged the oldie to send me the mp3 of Hungami ...