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With television channels, newspapers and Internet conversations abuzz with tributes, homages and eulogies dedicated to the celebration of 20 years of international cricketing life of the supreme master, ...
... years to go for that. Yuvi: I meant that you are the grandpa of the dressing room. Sachin squeaks: Oh, that! How silly. I thought it was Viru. Viru: Dont pull my ankle yaar, it's already hurting ...
... flesh with my hungry mouth. I've lost faith in everything including my god who gave me my fangs but has now taken away my agility. I devoted 44 years of my existence in the concrete jungles of Mumbai devouring ...
44. Nobel from Hell!
(World/World)
... world feel a bit more safe considering the disaster of the past eight years. In eight months he has done an about face and taken his country in a much more sane direction. Also it would be fitting, ...
...  Arun-dharti Roypublic - Stop challenging god if you believe in god, you fucking eunuchs. Our world is four thousand six hundred million fucking years old. It could end in a fucking afternoon. Who gave ...
... die after thirty-six years, all alone and in a miserable state. He died alone in a forest, killed by an ordinary hunter, after losing all his sons and grandsons. Our media should stop sensationalizing ...
... have designed a blueprint of a future human based on the likelihood of future environmental and social changes our world will undergo in the next few hundred years. "The male of the future will be ...
... fact. Why should this happen? No one can answer that. But right away a search commences for the cause. One enterprising researcher, Doctor X, has a pet theory. He's nursed this for years, has written ...
49. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... early in his life to Nitu, his wife of over 10 years who was also getting plump and rotund like him.  After flashback ends, we see Manu watching Anu on TV screen picking up MTV youth award and getting ...
... was a part of this cluster of tapes and may have been erased or could have become dog-food. “People of the world, we are all saddened that the tapes are not there. After three years of exhaustive search, ...