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... can serve as a valuable tie breaker in a diplomatic standoff. Since politicans all over the world enjoy a little bit of infidelity every now and then, women can strategically flirt with them to ensure ...
... Do you remember reading the articles that told you how Indian team had created a plan to become world’s top test playing nation? They all said this plan was created under the aegis of Anil Kumble when ...
... I walk with my naked feet all over the world without any shame. I can walk completely naked too, but at this grand old age of 95, the only parts of my body, apart from my face and hands, that you can ...
The world’s largest cacophonic democracy will soon go into the history books for having allotted roughly 175 seats in its Parliament to women, thus ringing in by the passing of this bill profound changes ...
... the followings: 1.   The Indian topic that trended on Twitter after Sachin Tendulkar was me. This means I am next to Tendulkar. 2.    I proved the power of India in the cyber world. The ...
6. God Convicted of Mass Killing
(Science/Science)
... refused to read out in full fearing he would die from exhaustion before finishing reading it. The longest ever judgement delivered by any court in any part of the world gives full details of crimes ...
...  UN resolutions world-wide. Our Special Correspondent on Weenie Affairs reports that Japan’s representative is conducting back-channel negotiations for a contract of First Supply to Asian Countries. ...
8. Nithya-ananda: Forever Blissed
(National/National)
In Sanskrit Nithya means forever and Anandha, what else, happiness. So someone who has been named Nithyanandham should if one goes by the name be forever happy in this mortal world that is filled with ...
India’s crushing defeat of Pakistan in their league opener in Pool B of the ongoing World Cup came with a price. Alleges, Zafar Iqbal the former India Captain,“ Shivendra Singh’s ban is the after-effect ...
10. Manmohan bitch-slapped
(National/National)
Post the euphoria of the Budget Presentation during which an irresponsible opposition succumbing to the doe-eyed charms of its leader staged a walk-out creating world history by shirking its collective ...
11. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
... as he is more popularly known on social networking sites. The moment Sachin Tendulkar scored his double century, coolguy84 set out to create his own world record. He logged into his twitter account ...
12. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
Leading social networking site, Twitter has incorporated a new, revolutionary feature in its short messaging service. It announced today that it is launching a new service to make the world a more truthful ...
... the deceased chief minister of Andhra Pradesh who in his lifetime on earth had played the roles of all Hindu gods  in Tollywood movies, informed him solemnly that in heavenly worlds all unfulfilled ...
... job to do, we also have a job to keep India’s tricolour flying. We know what our success means to millions of fans across the world and we are prepared to walk on the fire to bring honour and glory ...
The Government today launched its new Liberalization Policy which will soon open up the country’s asshole for the entire world to fuck. This follows the opening up of the economy nearly 20 years ago. ...
... turnover as offering to the living Kadavul of Madurai. But then, frogs in the well get their come-uppance when they wander into the murky oceans of the world. Interested in the gory details? Here we ...
17. Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti
(People/Life/People/Life)
For this special feature on Valentine’s Day which has spread its insidious tentacles all over the world thanks to the MNCs making their global footprints bigger in pursuit of  bigger and healthier bottom ...
... in a laboratory. So how is it possible for this element to get released in the air in gargantuan quantities all over the world simultaneously during the middle of February unless it was a fake, toxic ...
... of  baby-girls into our world and tell the viewers how their unaborted daughters have the potential of becoming great cricketers like him. "Don't lose the opportunity of seeing your daughter become the ...
... up, people. For crying out sake, no dictionary anywhere in the world defines a pad as a sanitary product. Do you burst into uncontrolled laughter when you use a notepad for writing down stuff with your ...
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