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41. Manmohan bitch-slapped
(National/National)

... your lap for a moment, ji or will Pranab tax this too?” “Sonyo, do you know why I talk to you? It’s because you give me ideas. Just imagine, if there was a 1-rupee tax, which will be levied every time ...

42. Hitler and the Budget deciphered at T.Kallipatti
(People/Life/People/Life)

... tur dal now, ma?” “As you please, ayya” “You see, us gramvaasis think that tough times call for radical solutions and you must admit that these are tough days, ma” “You bet! That stingy editor-cum-publisher ...

43. Go-Ogle AdNonSense
(Business/Business)

... with his latest role as a kid affected with Progeria. At the time of clicking ’enter’ to web-publish this report, his latest-latest film ‘Teen-Patti’ where he plays the role of a card-sharp is opening ...

44. Parle faces flak over Hide ‘n’ Seek Milano biscuits.
(Business/Business)

... official spokesman. Some consumers feel that forgetting this trauma is the best way to go. “I was really messed up for a few days. But I realized that I needed to stop vomiting on strangers every time ...

45. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)

... NDTV, CNN-IBN, Times NOW and several other news channels who in a state of frenzied excitement were airing congratulatory messages of tweeters, totally ignored his tweets leaving him disappointed. coolguy84 ...

46. Local man 140% better than you
(People/Life/People/Life)

... 11 months that he gained on you is worth at least another 10%. Don’t cringe, it’s alright. You could probably recover some lost ground, although I don’t know if you can catch up anytime soon. His life ...

47. Govt demarcates Sachin's birthplace as 'Sachin Janmabhoomi'
(National/National)

... personal records of Lord Sachin Tendulkar to ensure that vagaries of time do not obliterate the real truth of his life and his godhood. "Thousands or perhaps even millions of years from now, ...