Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. What experts say: Panic!
(Business/Business)

... a lousy time to be an investment banker, or a hedge fund manager, or planning a December retirement. So Forbes.com asked some of the nation's foremost experts in financial crisis what people should do ...

42. Bullshit Alert!
(World/World)

... to feed the increasing numbers questioning authority and demanding change of amount of shit they have to swallow. Economists had long predicted the time when demand for bullshit would outstrip the supply ...

43. One Hundred years of Celibacy
(People/Life/People/Life)

... like a bee? OU: Yes, ma'am CM: Oh!! Thank you so much. I will give him a gift on my 106th birthday[cackle] OU: Thats his choice, ma'am. Thank you very much for your time. Have a great wetcome.  ...

44. Bollywood feels the Blues: Top stars support strike for better wages
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... get paid only about Rs.500 for long days, without any overtime pay or any benefits. "All shoots are off," said Dinesh Chaturvedi, general secretary of the Federation of Western India Cine Employees, ...

45. Sonia-Shivraj: A Love Story
(Editorial/Editorial)

... time an unknown, lightweight, long-forgotten non-entity. Of all the candidates in running, why did Sonia have to choose someone who was not on anyone's radar screen, someone who didn't matter and was never ...

46. Bush declares War on Capitalism
(World/World)

... in his last few months in office, has opened a new front in his relentless drive against enemies of mankind. Last night, in a prime-time televised speech seeking public support for his $700-billion Wall-Street ...

47. Letter to Shivraj Patil
(National/National)

To, Mr. Shivraj Patil, Home Minister, India. Dear Sir, I saw you quite many times on my television set over the past weekend. As you very well know, it just happened that a group of people who called ...

48. From BhaiyaLand:Patriotisam Pays
(People/Life/People/Life)

... time to learn and realise that what your forefathers had taught you was completely wrong. But when the people from this region realised this, they were already late. It has been a rather slow learning ...

49. Hail Rajnikaanth!!
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

...  4. Rajnikanth is so fast. He can run around the world and punch the back of his own head! 5. Rajnikanth does'nt wear a watch. He decides what time it is. 6. Rajnikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. ...

50. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... surviving for such a long time, leave alone the fact of reaching the high position he finds himself now. With the latest controversy on the rights of the Mehta couple having to abort or not, the attention ...