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... scant resources. Through this new channel, we are seeking to eliminate the duplication of the coverage. We will have a dedicated team of young reporters who will cover the accepted cases with enthusiasm ...
... respective partners to team up with each other in order to give power-couple starved Indians a sorely-needed desi power couple.  "Brand Saifeena has taken a severe beating due to the flopping of Kurbaan." ...
23. Bombastic
(World/World)
... provide us the good drugs to help our creative and editorial team relieve themselves from the stress of our daily hectic work. With the advent of Bombic Recessions affecting major players like Palestine, ...
... goes on to make some record or other. How many times can you celebrate? Our cricket correspondent switched off the tape-recorder on her tail and we went back to the injury list of both teams that threatens ...
25. Liverpool FC is no more
(Sports/Sports)
... exclusive news, the editorial team would like to inform you all that due to the excessive cost of printing charges and the freelance writer’s exorbitant writing charges per word, the article will be ...
I can not stand it any more, said Gary Kirsten. Wassup coach, asked we. All this sneaking out to the poolside, the kitchen after I go to bed, said Gary. So what's wrong? Boys will be boys, said we. ...
... the changes in humans since pre-historic times are unanimous that human body will undergo several changes in the near future. A team of futurologists consisting of biologists, anthropologists and paleontologists ...
... articles about it, has garnered grant monies, has headed up investigative teams. The teams, though, don't actually go out into the field and paw over crimes, they study human genes in a lab in Maryland. ...
29. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... and starts complaining of her boredom. "You have everything a woman can desire, dear. What more can I buy for you?" Nitu replies, "I don't own a cricket team yet!" "Don't worry darling! I'll buy ...
... Flight Center and the leader of the search team, NASA erased about 200,000 magnetic tapes and reused them to record satellite data due to shortage of tapes in the seventies and eighties. The original footage ...
Mahendra Singh Dhoni, captain of India's cricket team has decided to donate his under-construction house in his hometown Ranchi to India's cricket crazy fans. This house will be declared as a museum of ...
... and test matches. In such a scenario, the players of the monkey league with their alcohol problems, indiscipline, bad attitude, lack of team-spirit, slapgates and name-calling will represent the next ...
... an ancient Anglo saxon rule here. Scientists are still working on the isolation of other facts in the harbor. One fact, which all teams of archeologists from the United Archeological Surveys, Inc. unanimously ...
... sworn in as ministers by President Pratibha Patil. "I wish I had as much belief and conviction in my own integrity and honesty as the rest of PM's team. But clearly I do not have as much faith in myself ...
... her navel at every opportunity and despite keeping herself in news by buying a stake in IPL's winning team, Rajasthan Royals, her belly button was not considered popular enough to warrant a place in the ...
... bullish market conditions. The real capabilities of a good management team are revealed only during a period of economic crisis. Unfortunately, our management has failed to rise to our expectations and ...
37. Its a Mad, Mad World
(Opinion/Editorial)
... a long time.” You would think that this kind of monkeying around would be appropriate only for certain members of the Australian cricket team who shall remain nameless. Apparently not. One ...
... Amitabh Bachchan don’t get such a grand reception.’’ Almost two hours before his flight landed, about 150 members of the animators team along with their animated creations arrived at the airport with ...
... of geopolitics and co-member of the study team. "By launching audacious attacks on WTC towers, Bin Laden had displayed his genius and proved that he was not just an ordinary terrorist, but a mastermind ...
... Modi. “It’s simple. We have to pick out two team owners who are more gullible than the rest, and hard-sell them the idea of owning a Bangladeshi player. Then we wait for the bids to escalate. The ...