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... Cricket Australia for crediting and paying royalty to it for the use of its patents. According to Cricket Australia, its patents played a pivotal role in the current success of the Indian cricket team ...
... best. Whatever may be the case, the Onionuttapam news team traveled all across the country to get the views of both women and men, about the impact the passing of this bill would have on their humdrum ...
... one gave a damn." Patherya said that while he too hates Shahrukh Khan for associating his  team, Kolkota Knight Riders with Lux Cozi, he is happy that he cut a deal with Todi. "For over a year, we ...
4. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
...  each others trust which eventually led to a peaceful, hassle-free release of the movie in Mumbai. The development team of twitter had specially flown in to Mumbai to demonstrate this new service and ...
5. Help Save This Tiger Too
(Sports/Sports)
... lots where he practiced his drilling and lining the wells. The OU team, which had rushed to the secret media-meet, caught him on the way out for a sound bite. The Tiger instead of lashing out at ...
... or sell it or something, Anil Ambani went crying to some court on behalf of his company, Reliance Natural Resources Limited (RNRL). RNRL hired a team of fatass lawyers that came up with some complicated ...
... next Sachin Tendulkar of India. Save the girl child.'  he will say to viewers with a very concerned look on his face. This promotional campaign will be co-sponsored by India's women cricket team, who are ...
... in our marketing room when we decided to call our new product 'iPad'. But the women in our marketing team have brains, you know. They are not stupid like those nitwit teens on facebook who post the colors ...
... the atmosphere. Our dumb-as-a-dildo cricketers however, failed to grasp the fact that the player does not receive any percentage of this sum, as the entire thing goes to his team, which is the point of ...
... when acting on the government's directive the IPL team owners refused to buy a single Pakistani player. This caused a wave of euphoria to pass through the nation, while across the border in Pakistan, the ...
... hockey arose because they had abandoned watching the game. "Yes, we were hockey fans but just on paper. We wanted Indian Hockey team to win medals at Olympics and World Cup, but unlike fans of Indian Cricket ...
... scant resources. Through this new channel, we are seeking to eliminate the duplication of the coverage. We will have a dedicated team of young reporters who will cover the accepted cases with enthusiasm ...
... respective partners to team up with each other in order to give power-couple starved Indians a sorely-needed desi power couple.  "Brand Saifeena has taken a severe beating due to the flopping of Kurbaan." ...
14. Bombastic
(World/World)
... provide us the good drugs to help our creative and editorial team relieve themselves from the stress of our daily hectic work. With the advent of Bombic Recessions affecting major players like Palestine, ...
... goes on to make some record or other. How many times can you celebrate? Our cricket correspondent switched off the tape-recorder on her tail and we went back to the injury list of both teams that threatens ...
16. Liverpool FC is no more
(Sports/Sports)
... exclusive news, the editorial team would like to inform you all that due to the excessive cost of printing charges and the freelance writer’s exorbitant writing charges per word, the article will be ...
I can not stand it any more, said Gary Kirsten. Wassup coach, asked we. All this sneaking out to the poolside, the kitchen after I go to bed, said Gary. So what's wrong? Boys will be boys, said we. ...
... the changes in humans since pre-historic times are unanimous that human body will undergo several changes in the near future. A team of futurologists consisting of biologists, anthropologists and paleontologists ...
19. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... and starts complaining of her boredom. "You have everything a woman can desire, dear. What more can I buy for you?" Nitu replies, "I don't own a cricket team yet!" "Don't worry darling! I'll buy ...
... Flight Center and the leader of the search team, NASA erased about 200,000 magnetic tapes and reused them to record satellite data due to shortage of tapes in the seventies and eighties. The original footage ...
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