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1. Manmohan bitch-slapped
(National/National)
... the shopping says, if he is not in the first 50 people in the queue, the stocks at the ration shop run out” “ Why ration shop? He can go to the canteen at the Parliament Annex. Hmpf, I must ask Chddu ...
... Come here, ma. Do you see that old compound wall with new gates? Inside that compound are 3 de-commissioned rice mills which are used as godowns these days, ma and all of them are stocked with Tur dal” ...
... brand. Stockists never stopped stocking his products and the people of the country - the consumers who can make or break a business by the choices they make - never stopped buying and wearing them." ...
... of  Shareena would have been today higher than the value of brand Saifeena." said Adarsh. Taran Adarsh is positive that the wedding plans of the couple may revive interest in the flagging stock of Brand ...
... view of farming where peasants pleasantly graduate from small farmers to great farmers planting, growing and harvesting virtual crops, trees and livestock with little resistance encountering cute, lost, ...
6. Nobel from Hell!
(World/World)
... of A to fight the tribesmen long after they were gone, he adroitly and secretly used for developing and stocking his nu-kleer weapons. His reasoning if you have nukes, no on will attack you. And ...
... balances, stock portfolios, families, careers, relationships or business empires." The committee has advised the government to make the task of nation building more attractive for the youth of the country ...
8. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... publicly. They plan and plot against each other and manipulate the stock prices of their companies to dizzying heights attempting to become the richest dudes in the world. Things reach a flash point when ...
... a significant drop in health due to sensex crashing by nearly 900 points, also learned that the stock market crashed due to over-expectations. "I'm wondering who is a bigger retard - the market for always ...
... an estimated 350000 animals employed as human pets have lost their jobs and have joined the ranks of stray dogs and cats. Additionally, over 150000 livestock animals employed as blue-collared laborers ...
11. NAKED LUNCH: Blow Daddy
(People/Life/People/Life)
... Arabs! No, son. Our ancestors were of the subcontinental stock. Sub-what? Never mind.You seem to like wars, son. Yes. I like to watch them on TV. But real wars are fought outside the TV, son.  ...
... asserted Vebrinski, "Vessels from France, Spain, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, Egypt, Kenya, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Sri Lanka, Yemen, Belize and Honduras exploit Somalia's fish stocks with virtual impunity. ...
... stock market meltdown and fears of another great depression. Under this operation, artists from all over the world will be hired to compose and sing obamantra - 'Yes We Can' to hundreds of different melodies. ...
... the captains of the industry. The stock market meltdown has hit us heard but the industry bosses are still in a denial mode, they still think India is insulated; actually it is very hard for them to think ...
15. What experts say: Panic!
(Business/Business)
... we can do in times like these: give up all hope and devolve into maniacal bouts of uncontrolled hysteria. "For those of you who have remained resolute in your belief that stock markets will turn around ...
... lose. Worse still, we move from channel to channel and from columns to columns using charts and what not to justify either the rise or fall in stock markets. And for the past six months we have first ...
... into the comparative efficacy of detergents, makes possible those unlimited entertainment allowances of paunchy management executives and fuels stock market booms which makes millionaires out of paupers. ...
18. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)
... handled rather adeprly by comrade Mukherjee Then suddenly something went wrong. Stock market crashed, the much publicized nuclear treaty which I had thought would make me a statesman let loose the ...
19. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)
... my nagging suspicion that this was the road where despite the frenetic pace with which stocks were sold and celluloid dreams laid waste a billion fantasies of Raakhi Sawant in grunted ejaculate, Bombay ...
Billions of rupees are being wiped out from Indian stock market today on fears that Paanwalas all over the country are making losses. All the major stock indices are in the red and losing further ground ...
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