Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)

... have succeeded in their mission. Ascribing their success to the diligence and constant support of Marendra Domi, Sacha said, “We can claim with complete confidence that the three pols of Targalavaad in ...

42. Marathi American
(National/National)

... said "the threat of Islamic terror in India is rising. It is time to counter the same with Hindu terror. Hindu suicide squads should be readied to ensure existence of Hindu society and to protect the nation." ...

43. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... takeovers of family business, weepy mothers or wimpy husbands, KGGK has been unable to compete with the pitifully low standards of rival soaps on air" said Ekta Kapoor, producer of the soap at a press ...

44. Study shows that people who write are better at writing
(Science/Science)

... longer periods of time. "From what we have seen so far, people who blog everyday for over a period of a year find very easy to pen down their thoughts than those who don't blog." said Dr. Louis. "Regular ...

45. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Saudis for more oil in exchange for his rockets and planes I caught him on video-chat. The first thing he said was, "It is an almost invisible face these days. A candidate, he says, must have a "cut-out" ...

46. India to teach white people how to walk
(National/National)

... for their services. Ramdevi Sherpure, a walking consultant, born and brought up in Shevagram taluka, Latur, Maharashtra said: "I first learned to walk when my mother tugged me along with her to fetch ...

47. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

... of the strength of Indian economy. The poor Q4 results of Daya Ram Pandey Paanwala has shaken the confidence of FII's and domestic investors and there are fears of a trickle-up effect" said Nimesh Kampani, ...

48. Hanuman - The Chairman
(People/Life/People/Life)

... opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said on 7/6/2008. After reading the news item we rushed our Special Correspondent in Animal Behavioral ...

49. Daya Ram Pandey Paanwalas Profits Tumble
(Business/Business)

... meeting held yesterday at the premises of the paan shop. "We are looking at flat revenues verses the first quarter of the last financial year" said CEO, Daya Ram Pandey. "Global economic conditions ...

50. Oil hike grounds hostesses
(People/Life/People/Life)

... decided in favour of our airline. Our employer called us up and cried. Poor fellow!! What can he do? its those accountants and Captains who in an interview just now collectively said, "We are happy at ...