Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. Mothers Day
(Editorial/Editorial)

... powerful figures but instead found themselves cleaning up excrement and rocking colicky babies in their cradles to get them to stop screaming. They hardly ever got to The Marina beach anymore or have time ...

42. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

... costs of outsourced Tutsi Africans. 3. Africans are yet to master the decimal system. Binary code will not be time effective. 4. A Sahara Desert BPO office will eat into the power costs. Dude, do you ...

43. Femme fatale
(National/National)

... ? Sexual exploitation in the normal course implies overpowering someone by use of physical force. Through out history,, our male counterparts have considered women to be the weaker sex. Battered ...

44. A day in the life of Shankar Rajan
(People/Life/People/Life)

... epic odyssey of survival reportedly began at 6:15 a.m., the moment he awoke. After enduring the sudden, unrelenting attack of his bedside alarm clock,Shankar resisted the near-overpowering compulsion to ...

45. Ekta Kapoor to temporarily kill off leading sheep
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... No character of my soaps is bigger or mightier than me. Being the goddess of televistan, I've the power to kill off any of my characters at any time I desire and the only reason Baa, the oldest living ...

46. My way of coming to peace with loss: Priyanka
(People/Life/People/Life)

... I don't believe in anger, hatred and violence and I refuse to allow it to overpower my life. It was my way of showing my support to the poor animal, which had just lost her family members in an accident ...

47. IPL: Hype emerges as the biggest winner
(Sports/Sports)

... hype. The power of Hype Hype has the ability to scramble people's brains and fine-tune them to hype-generators frequency. Too much of hype results in disablement of reasoning & critical thinking ...

48. Hockey: No national fame, only national shame
(Sports/Sports)

... that hockey is no longer our national game. "Only the government of India should have the power to decide what our national game - or for that matter our national anthem, song, animal, bird, insect, flower, ...

49. Lord Rama Dismayed At The Quality of NDTV Imagine's Ramayana
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... even have the power to put an end to such cheapjack and tawdry television series depicting my life?" Lord Rama said in dismay "Do I even deserve to be regarded as a divine deity, if I can't even control ...

50. Sindhis of India demand a separate state for Sindhis
(National/National)

... the country was a quick fire way to realize their goal of securing power during their lifetimes. "If Punjab & Bengal could be partitioned, what prevented Nehru and other leaders from partitioning ...