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21. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... to take cognizance of due to the spending power of transnational corporations who know the art of making you mindful of every junk product they manufacture to fatten their cash reserves. Except for ...

22. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... the powers that be understand that politics is not about serving aces to score points, but it's about playing to serve the electorate which gave them the mandate to play.  ...

23. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... 30 percent did not believe in flying noodle monster but in a higher power that is capable of creating invisible flying monsters. "So far nobody has shown me any monster, leave alone a spaghetti monster ...

24. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... ever. I wanted to let that tag remain with Mr. Gowda. All I wanted was for the country to become self sufficient in energy and so signed a deal with US to provide materials for our nuclear power plants. After ...

25. Indian Idol
(National/National)

... roads and beach beautifying samadhis. You can even hear MGR's wrist watch ticking away at his samadhi. When Amma comes to power she wants to X-Ray the samadhi to get the secret Swiss bank a/c number ...

26. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... they would scare the Florida political establishment into ruling for Bush. He took out radio adverts denouncing the recount as a "left-wing power grab by Gore in the same way as Castro did it in Cuba, ...

27. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

1.6 million people are being imprisoned in a wide open-air jail, provided with almost no food or water to drink or wash to perform their daily ablutions. Of course there's no power too for running their ...

28. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... in small clusters of land called cities filled with high-rise buildings. According to new-age mythology, these aliens are so advanced and so mighty that they have powerful weapons that can destroy our ...

29. We Indians - Love
(National/National)

... because he crossed his limits by having an affair with Bhart Yadav. Bharti is daughter of D.P. Yadav a powerful politician of OBC community in UP, while Nitish was part of a middle class family.Our society ...

30. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Mr.Libran, reached my cubicle, powered my computer on and grabbed my water bottle and ambled down to the water cooler. Making my way back via the pantry to check on my mails on the company ID I found ...

31. CIA: Shhh..Bogeyman Osama is hiding on your roof
(World/World)

... with elections round the corner, Bush needs bogeyman again to install fear in the hearts of voters and vote republicans back to power. And so Bush's favorite bogeyman is back. Like moms of chambal ...

32. Chattisgarh - 36 pieces
(Editorial/Editorial)

... becoming a statistic that is scattered across a wide swathe of eastern India where the real power lies with those who own more guns than the other side. And as they, turn in for the day wondering how to ...

33. Chinese Speak: Tibetans cause for our woes
(Editorial/Editorial)

... to learn from a few Tibetan monasteries under the current Chinese rule is extremely alarming and fascinating. According to these tourists remote viewers are seeing world powers in the course of self-destruction. ...

34. Fat Scientist Debunks Obesity-Global Warming Link
(Science/Science)

... are heavy power-guzzlers. "There are approximately 28 percent less gyms in the world due to disinterest of obese population of the world in staying fit and healthy." added Dr. Moore. Dr. Moore also ...

35. Bush Likens Obama To His Grandfather
(World/World)

... leading sponsor of terror cannot permit lesser powers to possess the world's deadliest weapon. It would be an unforgivable betrayal of our forefathers who developed nuclear weapons exclusively for our ...

36. Scientists Find Link Between Oppressive Regimes & Natural Disasters
(Science/Science)

... is unmistakable. In 2003, a powerful quake hit Iran, a country ruled by oppressive mullahs, killing 26000 people. In 2004, the biggest Tsunami of modern era hit Indonesia, whose oppressive regime had ...

37. Importance of 123 in Politics...
(National/National)

... problem is that no. 2 tries to strike a deal between 1 and 3, but is seen as power broker somehow" said Mr. Ramani, Professor of Political Analysis , Hampi University. "Take a look at Karnataka itself. ...

38. Alliance of Drunks
(National/National)

... changes he had made in the Coimbatore party unit after factionalism erupted among the district office-bearers of the party, chiefly because most of them were under the influence of new found power. Power ...

39. Firm handshakes can cause hand/wrist injuries to your prospective boss
(Science/Science)

... potential recruits for the position of sales manager in his company is down and out with a broken hand, after every candidate he interviewed insisted on shaking his hand firmly and powerfully. Thanks ...

40. Hung Assembly?
(National/National)

... to hang to the power is the real party to vote. Also it forces the government of the day to perform on a day to day basis, for they do not know when the next election can sweep in. Also the amount of ...