Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

... apart, it would take a simpleton to figure out that we cannot be energy secure if the entire agreement focuses on one single point...that of importing the Uranium to power our reactors. What was that ...

2. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

... enough, for the country, that those in favor are ready to give up the comforts of power? They speak loftily about energy security which doesnt wash when seen against the figures made available by the ...

3. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... of the field commanders then and now as we as a human race have advanced technologically. As the annihilating power grew, the deluded representatives of the people deemed it fit to take away the de-centralised ...

4. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... difference. Instead of the parrots we use laptops, and instead of the unsophisticated printed booklets, we rely on Microsoft office. Without Excel spreadsheets and Power Point we will instantly ...

5. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

He is the man in making. The man who can be described as the most powerful man in India today. What he says is heard seriously. His actions closely monitored and hidden meanings derived from his speech. ...

6. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... labour is involved in agriculture with a contribution of just 1% to the GDP. All these, perhaps are being offered to assuage their guilt-ridden souls to persuade us from moving away from diesel-powered ...

7. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

... on top of our political power structure, you can become an admirer of Italian soccer team too. But if you hate Sonia Gandhi for being an Italian-born ruling the destiny of a billion Indians, you can ...

8. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... like the Republic of India. An elected government is, through the tacit consent of the governed, given enough powers to serve a sacred purpose, namely, to create a bright and sustainable future for its ...

9. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... drop of a hat, that "UP mein hai Dum".Today when he is out of power and Behanji Mayawati appears to be in total control it is he who needs who needs help to come to power in UP and ironically he needs ...

10. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... to take cognizance of due to the spending power of transnational corporations who know the art of making you mindful of every junk product they manufacture to fatten their cash reserves. Except for ...

11. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... their cards in the name of People, but it is the common man who is suffering whose only concern is with rising inflation and shortage of electricity in his home. When will the Powers that be understand ...

12. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... 30 percent did not believe in flying noodle monster but in a higher power that is capable of creating invisible flying monsters. "So far nobody has shown me any monster, leave alone a spaghetti monster ...

13. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... ever. I wanted to let that tag remain with Mr. Gowda. All I wanted was for the country to become self sufficient in energy and so signed a deal with US to provide materials for our nuclear power plants. After ...

14. Indian Idol
(National/National)

... roads and beach beautifying samadhis. You can even hear MGR's wrist watch ticking away at his samadhi. When Amma comes to power she wants to X-Ray the samadhi to get the secret Swiss bank a/c number ...

15. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... they would scare the Florida political establishment into ruling for Bush. He took out radio adverts denouncing the recount as a "left-wing power grab by Gore in the same way as Castro did it in Cuba, ...

16. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

1.6 million people are being imprisoned in a wide open-air jail, provided with almost no food or water to drink or wash to perform their daily ablutions. Of course there's no power too for running their ...

17. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... in small clusters of land called cities filled with high-rise buildings. According to new-age mythology, these aliens are so advanced and so mighty that they have powerful weapons that can destroy our ...

18. We Indians - Love
(National/National)

... because he crossed his limits by having an affair with Bhart Yadav. Bharti is daughter of D.P. Yadav a powerful politician of OBC community in UP, while Nitish was part of a middle class family.Our society ...

19. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Mr.Libran, reached my cubicle, powered my computer on and grabbed my water bottle and ambled down to the water cooler. Making my way back via the pantry to check on my mails on the company ID I found ...

20. CIA: Shhh..Bogeyman Osama is hiding on your roof
(World/World)

... with elections round the corner, Bush needs bogeyman again to install fear in the hearts of voters and vote republicans back to power. And so Bush's favorite bogeyman is back. Like moms of chambal ...