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41. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

1.6 million people are being imprisoned in a wide open-air jail, provided with almost no food or water to drink or wash to perform their daily ablutions. Of course there's no power too for running their ...

42. War for the White house
(World/World)

... he will have certain tasks cut out for him ,courtesy his predecessor: The Various Wars: The President has to decide whether he should continue to bring BigMac Democracy to save the people ...

43. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... or later you will realize that all of this is a lie. I write and talk such crap because it helps sell my books; because this is what people want to listen. Nobody want to hear the truth - and the truth ...

44. Fatwa issued by an Infidel
(World/World)

... Mac?" He added: "Some societies are just more evolved than others, like the Indians. I am not saying these people, the muslims, are genetically incapable of not being terrorists. These societies are ...

45. Rakhi Sawant: I will love to be Indian Sharon Stone
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... you have been in the news quite often in recent months. Some people even say that you intentionally do crazy things to be always in news. Do you actively seek attention? Rakhi (becomes quite angry ...

46. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... a proof that UFO's are not hallucinations or hoaxes, but a real phenomena." "We have been contacted by aliens" added Manchu, another UFO investigator who has been trying to draw the attention of people ...

47. Sharon Stone: Did Ghandi put his foot in his mouth too?
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... said. On Tuesday night at Cannes Film Festival, Stone earned some bad karma for herself by saying that the recent earthquake that hit China and killed over 70,000 people was caused by the bad karma of ...

48. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... and the growth prospects are some of the factors that lead people to spend a few years of their lives in this place. Plus the money was good. Taking a break, I pinged the oldie to send me the mp3 of Hungami ...

49. Cricket fanatic waxes eloquent on his love for the game
(Sports/Sports)

... away from its normal course confusing poor Sachin. People say cricket is like a religion to people like me. Roobbish!! (as Sir Geofrey Boycott would say) Can you watch a religious procession or a ...

50. Gowda Entertainment Ltd.
(National/National)

... Prerna from Kasauti Zindagi Ki jumping from Anurag to Mr. Basu. And further when they had most of the media attention and found that people were still disinterested he decided to let them spend some time ...

51. People/Life
(Category)

52. People/Life
(Section)