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21. From BhaiyaLand
(People/Life/People/Life)

... Buddhism or Jainism. It was this region which took active part in the Indian war of Independence and while people who pride in thier false 'Asmita' were licking the shoes of English residents'. Today ...

22. India-A great Country
(Editorial/Editorial)

... country. When we started it appeared that there was a lot to write about. This country provided lots of material for a person to make fun about and convey the wrongdoings to people. Here was ample material ...

23. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... has been focused on millions of similar foetuses which are not in the glare of publicity. Only if the poor child could hear all the people around him discussing about the number of diseases he could ...

24. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... of the field commanders then and now as we as a human race have advanced technologically. As the annihilating power grew, the deluded representatives of the people deemed it fit to take away the de-centralised ...

25. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... of businessmen to make quick money and the power of greed. We love such people. In fact, we encourage them to dream big, bigger and better. After all when you dream it is money for us. Most of you ...

26. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... one sees people hanging on for their dear life, as the train rambles along the well worn tracks. Every bit of space is taken up by the human specimen.  Even the roofs are not spared. Watching the ...

27. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... his soul. After the Super-Sunday orgy of sport, I woke up yesterday[07/07/2008] around the time when people normally would be thinking of opening their dabbas or nursing dreams of taking their secretary ...

28. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... people and a diverse garden of its regional and ethnical mix. This objective is possible.But if it does'nt serve its intended purpose then it is proper that each individual formally withdraw his or her ...

29. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... of being in the news for weirdest possible reasons. This time she is in the news for picking up a some strange 'Global Diversity' award - an award which is granted to people who contribute to a sinister-sounding ...

30. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... show, the grand prize on offer are the people of India. This game show began when India and US agreed on the 123 treaty. The First round comprised of passing the parcel game, in which both UPA and the ...

31. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

... 35,000 people die each day from the effects of starvation. We needn’t concern ourselves about those people per se, but the deeper issue is that that number could amplify, people who matter could start ...

32. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... and not inflation. Some countries far off decide to cut off supplies of OIL and I have to bear the brunt of this. When I try to explain this to people here, it appears nobody is listening, all they want ...

33. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... rotting fish, and wet garbage trying to sweat its odour out under the pale monsoon sun. Hearing a commotion, I looked up from my reverie and saw about half a dozen people scrambling into an eatery, clutching ...

34. Marathi American
(National/National)

... Statue of Shivaji. "Just like Americans, Maharashtrians are also brave people. It is natural for one brave clan to recognize other." added MNS spokesperson. "Two great societies have come together ...

35. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

... of our country is dilapidated, yet most of the homes of people in the middle and upper class income bracket are clean, appropriately chic and well-maintained. The contradiction in the spruceness between ...

36. Study shows that people who write are better at writing
(Science/Science)

... at writing than those who don't write or blog. The study showed that people who write more than 500 words a week are better at writing than those who write just 100 words or don't write at all. The ...

37. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... York, my parents are Hungarian and Italian. Have  moved to Miami for a year-round tan, hehe, and people call me a an old-fashioned Commie  who plays hardball politics. I just have different views about ...

38. India to teach white people how to walk
(National/National)

... said Ramdevi, who has been hired by Chalte-Chalte Walking Solutions to train white people how to walk their way to work and back. "If you feel tired, you may stop along the way for a cup of chai or vadapav, ...

39. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... little savings to charity. What will you eat after you retire? But if you feel strongly about it, you can go ahead and give it to charity.But before you do, you should ask which group of people deserves ...

40. Oil hike grounds hostesses
(People/Life/People/Life)

I, Sonali Kauvva, write this in agony. Today's Honorable High Court of Delhi has ruled against me and 4 of my colleagues and threw our combined ONE TON weight out of their court. Our plaint was simple. ...