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... on the canvas and sell it for millions by calling it a painting of blue skies or deep seas. People compare my earlier paintings where my subjects are fully clothed with my latter paintings where my ...
... new members dressed in their finest. Representative of people or not, give a woman a platform and she will turn her wardrobe upside down and compete with those of her ilk and come sashaying in her ...
... I would have asked it to defend me by getting celebrities voicing the opinion that Nityananda is a victim of media trial, we must all have faith in Indian judicial system and people instead of cracking ...
4. God Convicted of Mass Killing
(Science/Science)
After tens of thousands of years of getting away with murder of billions of earthlings, God, creator of universe and of billions of humans, was today convicted of mass killing of people by the Supreme ...
5. Nithya-ananda: Forever Blissed
(National/National)
... people give away their life’s savings, or buy me a Rolls or do some calisthenics involving the positions of the Kamasutra with someone or when someone is not available, with me. Am I supposed to deny my ...
... and attended meetings and Parliament, I was asked to speak in English but I chose not to because Tamil has been granted Classical Language Status and besides why speak in a language of the people from ...
7. Manmohan bitch-slapped
(National/National)
... the saag that I have not had for days now? “Ask Pranab, ji, he and his talk of ‘inflation is because of higher incomes’ blah-blah. Did he give you a raise? No. What about people who run small businesses ...
... budget is an annual exercise that takes more from people like me and puts more into the pockets of those who don’t need it in any case. After all, rich or poor, a man needs to eat only thrice a day no? ...
9. Go-Ogle AdNonSense
(Business/Business)
... be delivered to the Board of Directors of Go-Ogle Inc to commemorate their in-vitro birthing. Gosh! Never knew that there would be so many people out there who didn’t know how to fuck! When I watched Sandra ...
... Sachin. Every time Sachin walks to the crease a whole nation, tatters and all, march with him to the battle arena. A pauper people pleading for relief, remission from the lifelong anxiety of being ...
... influential people in India can get away with murder. But they didn't bother to tell you that the chaddis and baniyans you are wearing underneath your clothes are the very reason he has so much money ...
... of the ODI squad that is currently playing against India. He continues to bat 24 hours a day, stopping only for the official ‘drinks breaks’, lunch and tea. He remains oblivious to the scores of people ...
13. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
... red color indicating that the tweet is a lie. Our new feature will help the cause of truth worldwide. Through this new feature, we are trying to ensure that people tweet only the truth of their hearts ...
... of people when he actually removed his turban and let his hair flow for a liquor advertisement. “I bowl onto the stumps occasionally because on those wickets where ball does a little, you need to create ...
15. It’s not Cricket
(Sports/Sports)
... is scared of traveling alone by the Metro. He, He!” “And she is not afraid of the crowds here?” “No, she says it’s a gentleman’s game and people who come here are gentle men and ladies and I wonder, ...
... on all sides to ensure the insertion of maximum number of objects into your shitter. Most people in the armed forces felt that there was really no point in risking their lives to keep the country safe ...
... the people have to fill their contractual obligations by showing up at work the following day, failing which they probably would be fired. We managed to gather statistically significant reactions from ...
... of India and with the health of its people. The NGO has named around 100 companies as party to the PIL. Some of the major companies mentioned in the petition are Archies, Hallmark, Bennett & Colemon ...
... back in 2002 or 2005 or some shit. The shitload of gas was so big that all the big people went crazy. It was smooth sailing for RIL, reports seemed to suggest, but just as RIL was about to start production ...
... bored so I thought I’d shake a tectonic plate a little to see what happened. I just touched it and there was a ‘7.0 earthquake’ as you people call it in some place. I laughed over that for a good one ...
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