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21. Marathi American
(National/National)

... angry condemnation from anti-national parties like the CPI saying Thackeray should not attempt to instigate communal strife. In an editorial soaked in patriotism in the Sena`s mouthpiece `Saamna`, ...

22. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... cashing in on Arushi case. Following an emotional appeal by Nupur Talwar, mother of murder victim Aarushi Talwar, the National Commission of Protection of Child Rights on Monday directed the Information ...

23. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

Recent comments made by a local councillor blaming Indians for the litter crisis in the city of London has caused tremendous heart-burn amongst litter-ate Indians residing in the British Isles. Miss ...

24. Indian Idol
(National/National)

A treacherous newspaper editor, whose commitment to his home state of Maharashtra was always in doubt, was attacked last week at his home by fellow Maharashtrians. "His windows were broken, his ...

25. We Love Sex
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Arushi Murder Case, Grover Murder Case, Katara murder case that's what been hogging the limelight these days. Every news channel right from India T.V. to CNN-IBN have made some of these as their prime ...

26. India to teach white people how to walk
(National/National)

AS the price of crude oil continues to jump upwards towards $150 a barrel, India has offered to teach Americans and Europeans how to walk on streets for distances longer than half a kilometer. Several enterprises ...

27. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

... glare of international outrage is absent though at this violation of human rights. No body wants to be invaded for objection, like the Afghans did. The Taliban, a legitimate Government, had actually offered ...

28. We Indians - Love
(National/National)

We are Indians and we have grown up. And how!! We are living in the 21st century today and we go to malls for shopping instead of visiting the friendly baniya next door. Our women have come out of ...

29. Cricket fanatic waxes eloquent on his love for the game
(Sports/Sports)

... a test match, one-day international or a T20 match is a source of deep joy and endless entertainment for me. I can never get tired of watching a batsman hit a delivery for a four or a six or a bowler running ...

30. Gowda Entertainment Ltd.
(National/National)

... puppet-incumbent of Vidhan Saudha.With Yedurappa at the helms of Karnataka now, the state will be sunk into oblivion and would be  washed away from mainstream national  politics. Who ever ruled the ...

31. Dear SMS
(National/National)

Dear Sardar Manmohan Singhji, This is an open invitation to you and your colleague Mr. P. Chidambaram to visit my humble cottage, before your government hobbling on the crutches of the Left trips ...

32. Feb Wedding, May Consumnation.
(National/National)

Circling the Madras airport twice after take-off the Beech Jet400 craft landed much to the releif of the bridesmaids, who only minutes before had sent the brides off to a quiet wedding ceremony to be ...

33. India & Pakistan resume doing what they love most
(World/World)

... overwhelmed at the hospitality and the generosity of our hosts. The food has been just great. We really enjoyed discussing the status of our nationals lodged in their jails, concerns over renewed infiltration ...

34. Chattisgarh - 36 pieces
(Editorial/Editorial)

... home. An emotional India swore-in her surviving son who blundered and bluffed his way out. A few of his policies benefited India and when he too ventured into the complicated web of international politics, ...

35. Warne: In Australia there is no danger of accidental death
(Sports/Sports)

... was quoted as saying by Macquarie National News. Berry said his family members in Australia were concerned about his safety in India. "Cricket has been good to me, but I have a wife and three kids ...

36. I Am Sorry
(Editorial/Editorial)

I remember in school books when we were taught that our country is a good example of Unity in diversity, I used to be filled with pride. Singing the national anthem used to bring a smile on my ...

37. We are NOT racist
(National/National)

... in Big Brother. The whole country was united behind her against her roommates in Big Brother. We as a country condemn any form of racism that is why we were first one to support international ban ...

38. Importance of 123 in Politics...
(National/National)

It took me a long time in understanding why the "Indo-US nuclear treaty" is called as 123 treaty, because it involves US, Congress and Communist party. With Congress acting the role of number 2 and joining ...

39. Forum Rules & Guidelines
(General/General)

... content. This is grounds for permanent banning - no warnings. Even though this is an international forum, please make sure that your posts are written in English. We want OnionUttapam.com to be open ...

40. 'Honor'-ably Hacked to Death
(National/National)

... of the national pledge (which has a funny line somewhere in between that goes 'All Indians are my brothers and sisters"), since in India every village is a nation in itself and has its own national ...