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... sex than their counterparts from the 1990s. The study did not disclose if they had same-sex sex or sex with bipeds with clefts. Deeming the that particular bit of information as falling under the National ...
... whom we got our freedom a long time back?” “Tamil is a classical language alright sir, but English is an international language.” “Precisely. It is an international language but not the national language ...
3. Go-Ogle AdNonSense
(Business/Business)
... which was later traced to a call center in India. This interview was conducted over trans-national phone lines with 28 service providers, with each of them making 1/2008th cent per second on this call, ...
4. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
On Wednesday night when Sachin Tendulkar scored 200 runs at Gwalior against the South Africans, becoming the first man to hit a double hundred in a one day international, all of India  celebrated. The ...
5. Local man 140% better than you
(People/Life/People/Life)
... He works in the Mergers and Acquisitions division of Goldman Sachs at Mumbai, whereas you work in a mid-market investment bank that doesn’t even have an international presence. What a loser you are! ...
... Tendulkar actually considered him as a god. Archaeological Survey of India in collaboration with National Archives of India and Defense ministry will kick-start the process of archiving important ...
7. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
... social unrest. In India, the PM has directed National Informatics Center (NIC) to develop a special website to enable twitter-addict Shashi Tharoor to continue tweeting to his six and half lac followers ...
... or greek gods. Once you reach heaven, you forget all your earthly identities. All your stupid identifications with your caste, community, region, state or nationality that you develop on earth begin ...
...  prices that are lower than our self-esteem. It also calls for Government officials and agencies to slide in and out of your anal hole at regular intervals. The ‘International’ section of the policy ...
10. Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti
(People/Life/People/Life)
... and traveled westwards from the Temple City aka Kadavul-Maanagaram she took a chai-break at Andipatti situated on the National Highway to Cochin. We present excerpts from her ill-advised caper. “Vanakkam, ...
... on behalf of CleanAir. Later speaking to the media, Mr.Jethmalani said that his client CleanAir wants to stop multinational companies from playing with the health of people. "These companies have been ...
... sure. No one even knew what an mmBtu was, but that did not stop a national debate on this issue. Everyone from brokers to investors to the average news watching fool were inundated with news, views and ...
... that India doesn't have anyone more important than Sachin Tendulkar and hence he will have to perforce accept the responsibility of being India's favorite national savior god.    ...
14. Motion to divide India taken back
(National/National)
... and Mr. Reddy, is backed by representatives of four different nationalities, including China, which is keen to break up India into as many as 30 different independent nation states along various nationalities. ...
... recently when the captain MS Dhoni was recently asked to clean up a pile of dog shit at Johannesburg International Airport, an incident that sparked outrage as usual, leading to extensive incineration ...
... make up the national team. Hell, many of us have never watched a live hockey match for full 70 minutes and our exposure to watching hockey is limited to watching SRK's movie Chak De." Mukesh Agrawal ...
... for his kids or stands up when the national anthem plays at cinema theatres to show his patriotic fervour. Sriram Savarkar believes in being patriotic every waking moment of his life. Unlike your average ...
... even Freedom Fighters like Bhagat Singh or Bal Gangadhar Tilak. Nejaji Subhashchandra Bose doesn't even have a profile page. You can throw tomatoes even at legendary national icons like Rabindranath ...
... for offering sound-bytes on variety of topics of national and international importance. Worried at the diminishing coverage received by the couple in the print and electronic media, Saif's mother, Sharmila ...
Geneva: A United Nations led effort to create an 'International Anti-Terrorism Day' resulted in a stalemate after member countries of the UN general assembly failed to reach a consensus on the choice of ...
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