Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)

... delivered to Americans at the gas stations free of any spacewayfrantictodeliver tax. The Demonitisick Particleitis National Committee immediately called up, Barber Walrus's show and chargged that, This ...

2. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

... India's polity may have its internal divisions but it has been united in railing against the discriminatory nature of the international non-proliferation regime. So in our supposed quest for energy, ...

3. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

He is the man in making. The man who can be described as the most powerful man in India today. What he says is heard seriously. His actions closely monitored and hidden meanings derived from his speech. ...

4. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... the Government of the United States of America. We are dissociated. We should  disallow that organization to legislate, adjudicate, use money, or make agreements in their citizen's name, either nationally ...

5. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... acting skills. But now after International recognition, Indians are slowly discovering her marvelous qualities - her dignity and poise in handling critical situations and her ability to contribute positively ...

6. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... nuclear politics are the Communist parties. They have tried everything from declaring the treaty to be anti-national, to anti-Muslim failing in their miserable attempt to convince a single person to switch ...

7. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... new product by yet another multinational company and came back highly unimpressed. Here is the report of the event which couldn't be published in the pink paper for obvious reasons. Mumbai: Prankster ...

8. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

Approximately 4 years back, the picture of a smug Sonia Gandhi, outside the Parliament and a shy demure Manmohan Singh with a two-step behind, making the grand 'sacrifice' and appointing the sardar as ...

9. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... the responsibility of getting the 123 treaty passed on the floor of the Peoples' Darbar to each other. According to the Left the treaty is anti-national and would place India's nuclear reactors under ...

10. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

[Deepa Throat, our correspondent at large, who is currently in the USA, sent us this article from the International Herald Tribune and we did not deem it fit to be altered in any way. We reproduce the ...

11. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... it is that the day India created history and proved to the world that we too can win sporting trophies, the day on which the glorious game of cricket forever turned into a national obsession, the day ...

12. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... every field of life. Cell biologist Satyajit Mayor, Dean of the National Centre for Biological studies in Bangalore, puts it differently. "You don't need to believe in FSM if you can understand a ...

13. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... I signed the deal all hell broke loose, BJP backed off from the deal saying it is anti national and Left backed off saying I was selling the country to US. Later someone told me "It was all in the name", ...

14. Marathi American
(National/National)

... angry condemnation from anti-national parties like the CPI saying Thackeray should not attempt to instigate communal strife. In an editorial soaked in patriotism in the Sena`s mouthpiece `Saamna`, ...

15. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... cashing in on Arushi case. Following an emotional appeal by Nupur Talwar, mother of murder victim Aarushi Talwar, the National Commission of Protection of Child Rights on Monday directed the Information ...

16. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

Recent comments made by a local councillor blaming Indians for the litter crisis in the city of London has caused tremendous heart-burn amongst litter-ate Indians residing in the British Isles. Miss ...

17. Indian Idol
(National/National)

A treacherous newspaper editor, whose commitment to his home state of Maharashtra was always in doubt, was attacked last week at his home by fellow Maharashtrians. "His windows were broken, his ...

18. We Love Sex
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Arushi Murder Case, Grover Murder Case, Katara murder case that's what been hogging the limelight these days. Every news channel right from India T.V. to CNN-IBN have made some of these as their prime ...

19. India to teach white people how to walk
(National/National)

AS the price of crude oil continues to jump upwards towards $150 a barrel, India has offered to teach Americans and Europeans how to walk on streets for distances longer than half a kilometer. Several enterprises ...

20. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

... glare of international outrage is absent though at this violation of human rights. No body wants to be invaded for objection, like the Afghans did. The Taliban, a legitimate Government, had actually offered ...