Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... 6 million of its 18 millions inhabitants to their offices, shops, factories and sundry rat-holes. Mumbaikars regard the local trains as "life lines of Mumbai" and one can see origin of the term when ...

2. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... over to their side. The only thing they gained is an obnoxious nasty reputation, as one Autowallah in Mumbai exclaimed "Karat paisa khaya hai Cheena se "(Karat has taken money from China). The loss of ...

3. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... new product by yet another multinational company and came back highly unimpressed. Here is the report of the event which couldn't be published in the pink paper for obvious reasons. Mumbai: Prankster ...

4. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)

Ahmedabad: Taking a leaf out of Marendra Domi's experiment with exterminating Mousies from his fiefdom, the Ahmedabad Municipal Corporation’s catty idea is a complete success. A squad of 22 trained Inducats ...

5. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... Research in Mumbai. Narisetti Innauah, chairman of the Centre for Inquiry, an outfit that believes in following the rational spirit (whatever it means) is a worried man. He is worried about the insufficient ...

6. Hanuman - The Chairman
(People/Life/People/Life)

... filled with the acumen of strategizing SMEs' and large enetrpriseslike Daarubai Anilaani who have also evinced keen in interest in starting a Distance Education centre in their Corporate offices at Mumbai.” ...

7. Daya Ram Pandey Paanwalas Profits Tumble
(Business/Business)

Daya Ram Pandey Paanwala, the five feet by seven feet paan-bidi shop at 90 ft cross lane, LBS  Road, Mumbai has suffered a drastic reduction in profits for the fourth quarter. The first two months of the ...

8. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

MUMBAI - Motivational speaker and author of the best-selling book "You can win" - Shiv Khera was on an altogether different trip from his usual motivational talks filled with punchlines and theories on ...

9. Small Investors should remain calm and not panic, brokers advise
(Business/Business)

Mumbai - Broker Ashwini Gujral advised small investors to keep their calm, even as Sensex plunged by another 400 points yesterday. "Small investors need not panic every time there is a sharp fall in ...

10. Humour-challenged Amitabh Bachchan Threatens Satire Writer
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... action for daring to make fun of him in his recent column 'Laundered Reputations' V.Gangadhar in his weekly satirical made a passing reference to the aging star along with references to Mumbai Police ...

11. It's Mumbai Dude, not Bumbai.....
(National/National)

"Yeh hai mumbai nagariya, tu dekh babua" - Thats the new version of the superhit song from "Don", which will be launched soon. Not only this, other superhit songs like "Yeh hai bombay meri jaan" will also ...

12. Survey: 12.9 million Mumbaikars have done nothing for Mumbai
(National/National)

12.9 million residents, constituting 99.9% of Mumbai's population, have done absolutely nothing for their city, says a new survey conducted by United Media Group. The survey carried out in the wake ...

13. Mee Mumbaikar
(People/Life/People/Life)

Mumbai has seen a lot of politicians come and go and over the years many will come. But very few will have or have had the kind of influence and command over the masses of this secular metropolis like ...

14. Hey! Your Product Needs A Celebrity Endorsement
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Driving through congested Mumbai roads, forced to park for a long duration at a busy traffic signal, I spent frustrating five minutes glancing at the hoardings all around. One hoarding stuck ...

15. Shortages of Rice: Experts nail Condy's Parents for it
(World/World)

... accuse us of being responsible of rice shortage" added Kishan Kumar teacher of Political analysis in Mumbai University. "Just look at the number of Thackreys, Gandhis, Mahajans and Bachchans we have. ...

16. Harbhajan Innocent, OU inquiry catches the real culprit
(Sports/Sports)

In a major embarrassment for Mohali team & BCCI and providing a big relief to Mumbai Indians, an OU investigation has found out the cause of Shreesanth's crying after the match between Kings Punjab ...

17. Ekta Kapoor to temporarily kill off leading sheep
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Mumbai: Ekta Kapoor, goddess of televistan, emerged from her fortress at Balaji Telefilms and announced to the world that one of the leading character of one of the most popular soaps produced by Balaji ...

18. IPL not my cup of tea, says reader.
(Sports/Sports)

... I was born in New Delhi, (my grandparents hail from Chandigarh) but spent my formative years in Kolkatta, completed my graduation in Chennai, found my first job in Mumbai and stayed there for four years ...

19. Times of India Group Unveils 'Wealthex'
(Business/Business)

Mumbai - The Times of India Group Publications today announced the introduction of a special index which would record the rising and declining fortunes of India's topmost billionaires. This new group ...

20. Nation realizes that India's pride Sunita Williams just a 'glorified passenger'
(National/National)

... channels about the status of space traveling astronauts. In a television discussion, Mumbai Taxi Driver Union Chief A I Quadros, pointed out that in United States and many English speaking countries, ...