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... on the day before Pranab chose to wear the choice of dress of many Indian women, the sari, which hides more and reveals less. Our reporter has put on a tan, which is the envy of all of us here at Mumbai ...
2. Local man 140% better than you
(People/Life/People/Life)
... He works in the Mergers and Acquisitions division of Goldman Sachs at Mumbai, whereas you work in a mid-market investment bank that doesn’t even have an international presence. What a loser you are! ...
3. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
...  each others trust which eventually led to a peaceful, hassle-free release of the movie in Mumbai. The development team of twitter had specially flown in to Mumbai to demonstrate this new service and ...
... the track record of the Ministry. After the Mumbai Attacks of 2008, the nation safely presumed that a video of Kasab firing his gun would be 100% sufficient to put him to death within a few months. ...
5. Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti
(People/Life/People/Life)
... and sending SMSes to our Mumbai Office and we are in talks with Raj and Udhav the self-anointed guardians to send their Sena to rescue her.  ...
... that by my  regular  statements against everyone who utters the absolutely abhorrent phrase 'Mumbai is for all', I have managed to involuntarily unite all of Indians against regional chauvinism, while ...
7. Pawar to make India healthy
(National/National)
... as current president of Mumbai Cricket Association (MCA), Pawar also has a stake in Indian sports. Speculation is rife in political circles that he may also be asked to head the Sports ministry. As a single ...
Mumbai resident Sriram Savarkar, 39 years of age, residing in a Dadar colony apartment with his wife and two kids, is not your ordinary patriot who buys paper flags on the fifteenth of August every year ...
... Noida, Gurgaun, Faridabad or Ghaziabad. Second preference should be given to victims from other cities like Mumbai, Kolkotta, Chennai, Chandigarh or Bangalore. 2. The victim should belong to the educated ...
... while in Mumbai another 2 lacs are expected to reach at Azad Maidan to participate in the hunger strike. Many more lacs will participate in the hunger strike at Chennai, Kolkotta, Bangalore, Hyderabad, ...
... alive and kicking. The end result of the meeting was 'Save the Tiger' project, a project that would spread awareness about the dangers faced by Mumbai's tiger from poaching of his voter base by young ...
... for blasphemous usage of 'Bombay' in place of 'Mumbai', I've received much flak for bowing down to his diktats, for my cowardly yielding to his unreasonable demands and for tendering an apology. Reading ...
... object said we and added, why cant you give gainful employment to the ex-Mumbai bar girls after a thorough medical? Whats your beef, asked Gary Well these girls are from Kamasutra land and have honed ...
A surprise class test on creative essay writing for class IX students at Holy Mary Holy Jesus High School in Mumbai resulted in heartburn and unhappiness amongst the entire class. Ironically, the topic ...
... car maker shares at SBI Asset Management Co. Ltd in Mumbai. "This offers a huge potential for India as our cheap people lacking adequate high-paying jobs can be trusted to offer their labor at cheap rates ...
16. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... her a private jet worth Rs. 240 crores and offers to build for her a concrete and glass mansion in the heart of Mumbai costing nearly Rs. 8000 crores. Nitu gets pacified for a while but soon gets bored ...
... in a housing society in the posh Pali Hill area of Mumbai due to his religion, the government of India has issued an ordinance declaring 23 per cent reservations for Muslims in all co-operative housing ...
... and has helped me see through these terrible times. I hope that god gives similar strength to Akshay and helps him deal with these tough times.” AAKASH LONKAR, 23, MUMBAI “This is terrible news for ...
... a peek and discovered that Katrina Kaif was clueless about the budget and had only heard about increase in allocation for Mumbai's flood management system. She even wished that this year rains won't exceed ...
20. B-Grade Bollywood Director Feels Vindicated
(Entertainment/Entertainment)
... for his ability to hold out against 400 cops for two days, do they have the guts to treat the terrorists who managed to hold the entire city of Mumbai to ransom for four days as heroes too?" asked the ...
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