Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... pain tolerance, a motivational talk wouldn't make you pain resistant enough to put in extra effort. What is success? Success is a series of positive decisions while failure is a series of negative decisions. ...

42. Rakhi Sawant: I will love to be Indian Sharon Stone
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... When Rakhi will act in a film, it will make the whole world sit up and notice. OU: Rakhi, which role would you like to do the most? Rakhi: I would love to the role done by Zeenat Amman in Satyam ...

43. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... being the original seeders of our civilization. Story tellers and myth-makers have cashed on this interest and have told hundreds of tales about our tribe being attacked by aliens. According to some of ...

44. Sharon Stone: Did Ghandi put his foot in his mouth too?
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... you doing out there in Dharamshala? You know what? I prattled the same way you had coached me. I think it went off well. Really well. Huh, now get me my Dior set back on the contract. And, ha, make them ...

45. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... their stay here. For a person like me who lives on music, it becomes a total handicap if the employer or someone who has to make his presence felt; [for he too has a job to do] has suddenly decided to ...

46. Cricket fanatic waxes eloquent on his love for the game
(Sports/Sports)

... them from their living rooms. We might be invisible to the players and their captains, but we support our teams with as much enthusiasm as those who manage to make it to the ground. Another wonderful ...

47. Gowda Entertainment Ltd.
(National/National)

... from the electoral playing fields of Karnataka. It was only 8 months back when Deve Gowda and his son Kumarswamy were the King makers of Karnataka.For it was the father-son duo who decided the sitting ...

48. Dear SMS
(National/National)

... general category is dreaming of doing his P.G in Political Sciences. Perhaps, you could bring all your sagacity to bear and be able to make him change his stance and leave his seat for some OBC candidate. For ...

49. I want the nation to serve me: CBSE Bottomer
(People/Life/People/Life)

... refused to cave in to the temptation" Ravi has decided to follow the footsteps of his parents and join the entertainment industry. His aim in life is to become a third-rate film director and make ...

50. Chattisgarh - 36 pieces
(Editorial/Editorial)

... used in cigarettes and the ubiquitous beedis. But the Maoists also beat or killed those who flouted their orders. Says Lakmu, who asked that his full name not be disclosed,“They wanted to make the village ...