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21. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... severe trauma, feel sullen for the rest of their journey, the scars of loss lingering long enough to wreck their inner peace. What makes the this ordinary looking piece of furniture posited adjacent ...

22. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... the goras should join hands and push faster to distribute cleaner, efficient technology that would adapt to environmental changes and make this world a better place to live in. And oh!!, by the way where ...

23. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

... really caught on with Indians and television channels are hopeful that soon India would be leaders in viewing other sports like athletics, golf, basketball, baseball, cycling or swimming. What makes ...

24. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... the Government of the United States of America. We are dissociated. We should  disallow that organization to legislate, adjudicate, use money, or make agreements in their citizen's name, either nationally ...

25. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... for his/her reprehensible actions and makes an effort to patch up with the victim.) Meanwhile, back home in India, a billion hearts have swelled in pride on hearing the news of Shilpa Shetty winning ...

26. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

... to the medical law, and no one else's including Manu's. I will apply dietetic measures not for the benefit of the sick according to my pecuniary ability and judgment but to make them regulars at my ...

27. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... labs of P&G have created the powder taking into consideration the conditions in India where water is hard and scarce. Hard water makes washing clothes more difficult needing twice as much water which ...

28. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... puke and all that shiit] a Indian stri makes in her daily life. Sonia G became the embodiment of all that is ideal in a bahu and she was acclaimed to be as Indian as the woman next door. I was laughing ...

29. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... even if it is at the cost of dissolving Her majesty Sonia's government. Its the same with the Left, which can not make any more compromises on its opposition to the nuclear deal as it would ...

30. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... (you got to be at least 3 years old to make sense of what was happening) and fortuitous enough to be near a television set to watch India make history. Every Indian who was alive and had a functioning ...

31. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... of all the matter of the universe and yet also being the generators, operators and destroyers of the universe. According to these screwballs, the tiny, undetectable “strings” that make up all matter, ...

32. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... and it was handled rather adeprly by comrade Mukherjee Then suddenly something went wrong. Stock market crashed, the much publicized nuclear treaty which I had thought would make me a statesman let ...

33. Laluji Kehat hain
(National/National)

... but a bad neta.11.5% inflation in chunavi varsh, how can one expect to win.I told him do some hera pheri in the figure and make it look like 1.15.Evreyone in public is concerned about it. Even cost ...

34. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... makes for such good, compelling television. While all news channels have been allowed to dramatize her death, we have been prevented even from fictionalizing the murder despite assurances from us that ...

35. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

... Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi was one such fellow who was dropped down from the heavens to make our lives difficult. This queer little fellow didn't understand the chaos theory and insisted that we should ...

36. Study shows that people who write are better at writing
(Science/Science)

... at a deeper level and many other such factors that make people better writers. "Simply writing more blogs doesn't make you a better writer. It only makes you a more prolific writer" said Adarsh Gupta. ...

37. Splitsville?
(People/Life/People/Life)

... makes women go out and work as slaves at a cheaper wage. That bug is called feminism and has Malthusian, Darwinian and a few other strains. The deal was that Bill would appear to wear the apron in public ...

38. Hanuman - The Chairman
(People/Life/People/Life)

... to these august positions want to acquire a honorary degree in order to embellish their CV. All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business ...

39. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

...  A: Hey sweetie we are here to resolve your problem…and lo behold our brilliant brainwave. Well….one good thing is that have 2 years to make your father agree with to your wishes (after ...

40. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

... nomination. Bullies build on fear and it is fear that makes the world keep quiet. Burma, Darfur, Zimbabwe and of course Tibet are routinely condemned in the world's leading media and by the governments ...