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... notably Mulayam Singh Yadav of the Samajwadi Party. Surprisingly, Idea was able to sign MPs of the CPI and its many variants. Readers will note that the Left is against anything that makes sense in the ...
... with neighbours Scrap with your servant maids Watch re-runs of yesterdays serials Do make-up and change your dress Help your children with their home work Make elaborate plans  ...
... Sonia Gandhi in the first place. Here, let me read out what’s written here.” 1. The main reason we want women in the Parliament is for them to make us sandwiches. I guess a ratio of one woman for every ...
... several errors in the plan submitted by him to make India the best cricketing team in the world. Guess now what BCCI did? Do you remember few days back Ian Chappell said on Cricinfo that India doesn't ...
Tired of media men, intellectuals and opinion makers of the country bemoaning his acceptance of Qatar citizenship and equally tired of Indians asking him repeatedly why he doesn't paint Prophet Mohammad ...
...  From Patna, Bihar, Malini Singhania, “It is great victory for feminism. They should make this 33% mandatory in all organization public and private. We would like to keep watch on our men at their ...
... who care for more for presentation rather than content because they believe you just can’t make up the news. Media has reported a fragmented version of reality. If I had owned a news channel then ...
8. God Convicted of Mass Killing
(Science/Science)
... which is good for our health.  But god created guilt which makes people miserable and unhealthy ultimately leading them to their deaths." said Iyer. While the sensational findings of ISD has caused dismay ...
9. Nithya-ananda: Forever Blissed
(National/National)
... that rich, bored women have enough of curiosity to first become my devotees and then I wait like the spider in its parlor for them to make the first move. They are curious about my widely proclaimed vows ...
... us easily. The cowards!” “ But their game was superior last night, Zafarji” “Yes, the ISI used superior technology to alter the pictures and make it seem that the Aussies won. Were you there at the ...
... and short-measured sugar which is available on the first Tuesday of every month at the ration shop, ma and this village makes jaggery and we get it by bartering. Like, one litre of fresh, pure cow’s milk ...
12. Go-Ogle AdNonSense
(Business/Business)
... on screens across India today) Oh! You mean HAL or IBM? What the fuck difference does it make? So, what did customer support say? They fucking said it was policy engraved on silicon, their God, ...
... his tongue. “Oh man, I just gave Hrithik Roshan a blow job. Fuck! Does that make me a homosexual? Oh no! What if he has AIDS? Holy Shit, I better get to a doctor” he screamed, with his tongue spraying ...
14. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
... in his tweets, to make his tweets visible for anyone searching for tweets on Tendulkar’s feat. But to his dismay, his 200 tweets were overlooked by one and all. No one retweeted them. No one even ...
15. Local man 140% better than you
(People/Life/People/Life)
Ashrit Shah, 22, is 140% better than you at this moment. Why, you ask? It’s simple. For one, he takes home Rs. 60,000 a month, whereas you take home just Rs. 40,000. That makes him 50% better than you. ...
... he generated selling banyans and chaddis, he still continues to sell chaddi-baniyans unhindered and unhampered. In these two years, we saw this man make a mockery of the system using the clout created ...
17. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
Leading social networking site, Twitter has incorporated a new, revolutionary feature in its short messaging service. It announced today that it is launching a new service to make the world a more truthful ...
... Inzamam ul-haq and Sohail Tanvir played for their countries for many years, yet did not qualify as non-dumb or non-idiots. “Critics have a job to do. I respect it, however, I can make a few points ...
... also encourages you to elect politicians that can make your asshole the widest. It encourages you to blame someone else when you get an anal disease after allowing media houses, film stars, politicians, ...
20. Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti
(People/Life/People/Life)
... though.( Sigh)” “And why so?” “Most of the units in the Textile Park are working on one shift and so the Romeos have hatched a plan that has hit my bottom line and make the roses wilt.” “So ...
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