Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

21. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... look at the chances of that child being born healthy and normal. Nobody loves a loser and hence everyone would like this world to be populated with healthy and normal kids. Like Adolf Hitler dreamt of ...

22. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)

... in 4 faces, " Its the Americans, as they like to call themselves, although they should call themselves Opportunistusbastardus, out there who have planted and nurtured the evil Idea that the Hydrocarbons ...

23. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

... waving his hand this way and that but did not mention anything about the GDP. He brought China into the picture and spoke very eloquently like the lawyer that he is about how it was meeting its energy ...

24. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

... France and Germany as belonging to `old' Europe and welcomed the countries of `new' Europe, like Italy and Spain  because they supported the USA despite strong domestic opposition. So if one were ...

25. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... for this reason that the army which otherwise likes to meticulously plan from boots to tactical moves its advance on the war field it cannot, and hence dislike its political master, depend on using nuclear ...

26. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... like the astrologer in the streets of South India, to endlessly play on the psyche of men and their greed. PS: We believe, we can sell anything to anybody and buy anything from anybody. If only the ...

27. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

... Amar Singhs , but not all of them flaunt their corporate relationship like he does. We all hate his disposition and the way he flaunts himself, if only had he been a little candid, he would have been ...

28. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... to the window in a train is a tricky one. It has a potential for upgradation or may turn out to be a damp squib. It is like working as a deputy to a boss who does not reveal his ambitions. If he quits ...

29. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... not lost sight of. Whether they like it or not the investment by the Chinese, in the past 5 years has doubled growth rates, in southern Africa. Rather than quibble and push their nightmares of eco-disaster ...

30. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

... events around the world, we have learned to appreciate and enjoy viewing other sports too, including sports like football where we are ranked around 154th in the world. In last few years, sports viewing has ...

31. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... like the Republic of India. An elected government is, through the tacit consent of the governed, given enough powers to serve a sacred purpose, namely, to create a bright and sustainable future for its ...

32. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... important cause. She can handle every crisis with poise and dignity and if given opportunity to handle diverse critical situations like sexism or gender bias, apartheid, eve-teasing or discrimination ...

33. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... & Gambler (P&G) Company, today announced the launch of a new detergent powder named 'Chamko' - a detergent powder just like any other detergent powder in a market saturated with more detergent powders ...

34. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... naughty country cousins who swing both ways by way of the BJP and their distant married relatives by way of regional parties like, hmmm, AIADMK etc and of course the perenially "poor" step brothers from ...

35. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... looks like a decisive episode. Before the start of every UPA-Left Co-ordination Committee meeting, it looks as if a decision will be reached. But at the end Sitaram Yechury and Pranab Mukherjee announce ...

36. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

... of Nazi-like, in-your-face vegans and vegetarians. Like deranged street prophets, they spout all kinds of nonsense about speciesism, the suffering of sentient beings, animal rights, compassion for livestock ...

37. Bush flushed with Honours
(World/World)

... article in full and complete entirely, without removing even a single comma, under the assumption that our reders, sometimes, like it deviantly straight.] Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. ...

38. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... day 25 years back and brought home the trophy every Indian would like to clutch in his arms and hold it over his head, is to declare this day as a national holiday. What an ungrateful wretch of a ...

39. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)

...  In the middle of April, the AMC was flooded with calls of mousie menace in several areas. They had apparently breeded fast after the previous carnage carried out in Godhra, like all mousies do. Worried ...

40. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... - stuff like how a big blast created our universe or how invisible strings that are at the core of all matter determine how universe works. Scientists having faith in supernatural stuff revealed by priests ...