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... female aspirants who want to become MP/MLA in their own handwriting) Section 1. Personal irrelevant details: Name (as you would like it to ...
... she’s old) as the face of India. We should encourage women like Nicolette Bird to join politics. “See. These are the evil intentions of the present UPA government. Laloo and I were right all the time ...
... replied, ”Let me put it this way. Cricket Australia is the Apple Inc of cricket. We invented quite a few groundbreaking things to enhance our position in the market, while BCCI acted like Microsoft by ...
... mating. But due to my laziness in painting her with clothes and my general incompetence, it looks like Durga is having  intercourse with a two-headed tiger." Moving on to the controversial painting ...
... ka statue sthapit karengee” From Kolkota, West Bengal, Arnab Sengupta cried like a child, “ Ash it ish thet Mamata ish beginning to shriek and rant, now oal the wemen will never listen to ush malesh” ...
... shut. With media using the footage of my experiments for ridiculing me, the Indian blogosphere erupted with Nityananda jokes. Unlike America, where only professional comedians were allowed to crack ...
7. Nithya-ananda: Forever Blissed
(National/National)
... that rich, bored women have enough of curiosity to first become my devotees and then I wait like the spider in its parlor for them to make the first move. They are curious about my widely proclaimed vows ...
... stick is like a magic wand. And if we are not allowed to weave magic like Dhyaan Chandji, then what is the fun of seeing speed, strength and stamina only? The ISI chaps do not want to see our magical skills ...
9. Manmohan bitch-slapped
(National/National)
... like your nephew in Patiala who opened a Xerox shop next to a women’s college? That poor fellow cannot raise his price from Re. 1 per copy and yet, electricity is erratic, paper costs have gone up and ...
... ma. Would you like to have a warm cup of jaggery-tea?” “Jaggery-tea? Hmm, sounds yummy, thank you, ayya.!!” “Yummy and healthy, too, ma” “But isn’t sugar cheaper?” “I don’t want to buy adulterated ...
11. Go-Ogle AdNonSense
(Business/Business)
...  In what way? The number of hits per hour fucking shot up. I was so fucking amazed that I called up customer support at the Big G. Big G? Yeah, the Big G, like the Big B. (sounds of a chuckle ...
... complained that the biscuits smelt like sex and tasted like semen. “I did not see the television ad” said Deepak Singh, who is currently freaking out and rubbing his tongue with a pumice stone. “I did ...
13. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
... 200 tweets, breaking the earlier record of sidorkanwar who had tweeted 200 tweets in 150 minutes. While tweeting, he added all search hashtags like #sachin #sachintendulkar #sachinisgod #sachinrameshtendulkar ...
... like TOI's cornily-titled Indo-Pak peace campaign 'Aman Ki Asha' ) to voice his protest against everything Pakistani. Now SRK is being used to protest against buying and selling of Lux Cozi chaddis.  ...
... hours, which to him felt like many years, some heavenly entity heard his desperate pleadings for help and materialized before him.  This heavenly entity, which appeared to him in the form of N.T.Ramarao, ...
... Shree?” shouted Bhajji, unaware that the ‘journalist’, Barkha Dutt bought one as recently as in 2008. “Idiots don’t play for their country for 13 years” he continued, again unaware that cricketers like ...
17. It’s not Cricket
(Sports/Sports)
...  how come?” “What do you mean?” “How can it be a gentleman’s game when the players glare at each other mouthing words like Fuck, etc and call each other monkey though they pronounce it as maa-ki?” ...
... continue to waste billions fighting each other instead of resolving their dispute in a mature, godly way. With Sub-Allah, who like most other Allahs has never been known for resolving conflicts peacefully, ...
... foreign object into your orifice. Foreign companies with fists that are $10 billion or more in size (like POSCO or Vedanta) are now allowed to burn India’s rectum by acquiring ‘Red Corridor’ land at ...
... in a few neighboring countries, was paying obeisance to a bigger Kadavul based outside India for an annual fee that included services like obtaining payments from lesser Kadavuls’ who stray into the ...
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