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21. Local man 140% better than you
(People/Life/People/Life)
... 11 months that he gained on you is worth at least another 10%. Don’t cringe, it’s alright. You could probably recover some lost ground, although I don’t know if you can catch up anytime soon. His life ...
... personal records of Lord Sachin Tendulkar to ensure that vagaries of time do not obliterate the real truth of his life and his godhood. "Thousands or perhaps even millions of years from now, ...
... wish SRK does many more stupid things in his life and inadvertently provides many such opportunities to us to raise our voice against important issues that get overlooked by the nation because of his ...
... on earth, he couldn't find any sign of life in the place. Not even a barking stray dog. Or even a mosquito. Frustrated at finding himself in a barren wasteland, feeling terribly lonely, desolate ...
25. Help Save This Tiger Too
(Sports/Sports)
... one camera and selected friends and his mother, Tiger went on to admit that his diving without protective gear into the depths of stolen clams had ruined his sense of purpose and direction in life ...
... that Woodda had acted on his devoted devotee’s behalf and used lorries and cars to surround the Madurai *Kadavul’s son on a highway without the knowledge of the son. Fearing for the grandson’s life, ...
... event kept pouring in from all over the country. Concerned citizens spent an average of 0.04 calories and 22 seconds each when they typed messages on Twitter and Facebook. “Oh, this is so bad. Life ...
28. Raj quotes Pink Floyd
(People/Life/People/Life)
... Raj ka naam leti huun tumko ek-numbri aa jaati hai! Arrey woh gaane ka naam, ‘Coming Back to Life’ hai Arrey woh waala…’Where were you, when I was hurt and broken?…..from my window watching. Where ...
... my life I have spent in serving only the Marathi manoos.” he said at the press conference. "I don't even have an iota for attraction for the Bharat Ratna award. I want to assure you that I will never ...
... little more tech-savvy." "Your jokes don't hurt me a bit, because unlike my products, your jokes have a limited shelf-life. Five years down the line, I will still be selling millions of iPods and iPads ...
31. God Talks to Man on Acid Trip
(People/Life/People/Life)
... life was in order. I was shocked. I mean, God talked to me, THE God. I replied saying that my life sucked.  And God once again tells me, ‘Get up! Wake up! Open your eyes!”, but this time in a feminine ...
... thing, and the movie ends with pretty much everyone coming of age and ‘proof’ that the protagonists way of thinking is indeed the right way. Not to mention bringing a comatose patient back to life with ...
... us. Obviously the gesture has gone to their head and they think they can fight us in real life too. This should bring them to their senses.", a beaming congressman from the US declared.  ...
Wanna meet your real neighbors again? You want your actual life back? So many TV shows you don't really care about! Improve your relationships. Get rid of soap queens, amateur singers, dancers and ...
35. Stampede wasted on Salman Khan in Hyderabad
(Entertainment/Entertainment)
... at him in flesh and blood. I had an opportunity of a lifetime, but unfortunately I wasn't quick enough. There was too much competition." said Naidu, an engineering student who suffered multiple injuries ...
...  When contacted, Phokat claimed that his book was actually inspired from his own life and this was the film industry's way of taking revenge for his 3 Idiots claim. "I am shocked to hear such ...
... for his kids or stands up when the national anthem plays at cinema theatres to show his patriotic fervour. Sriram Savarkar believes in being patriotic every waking moment of his life. Unlike your average ...
... signed up for the job. "All of my life I've trained hard to run fast. I've trained my body to perfect every move and every bend around the curve.  But I've never taken any training for rolemodelship. ...
... all life on it. The special screening of the 158 minute long doom-fest which was attended by top Greek, Indian, Mayan and Egyptian gods including the god of doom, Shiva, left the gathering of divinities ...
... increase rapidly while his ability to pay them off will decrease. Unless, due to chance, he is handed a lifeline in the form of loan waiver from government or encounters a benevolent SEZ developer or a ...