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21. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... in the after-life. May his soul rest in peace. In 1999 Mulayam Singh was the most wanted man among the cadres of all parties and that today he is the most most sought after reflects the desperation ...

22. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

... this covenant: To hold him who has taught me this art as equal to my parents and to live my life in partnership with him, and if he is in need of money to give him a share of ill-gotten riches, and to ...

23. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... being not easily available makes the life of poor Indian housewife or washerwoman difficult and hellish. To make life easier for the long, suffering Indian housewife, Chamko provides an excellent solution  ...

24. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... puke and all that shiit] a Indian stri makes in her daily life. Sonia G became the embodiment of all that is ideal in a bahu and she was acclaimed to be as Indian as the woman next door. I was laughing ...

25. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

Let’s face it, my fellow freedom and burger loving Americans. It is becoming painfully obvious that our non-negotiable American Way of Life is increasingly under attack. Yet while our meat consumption ...

26. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... team to seal the victory for India, is once-in-a-triple-lifetime type of moment, a moment that remains etched in the memory of all Indians who were lucky enough to be born before the advent of the eighties ...

27. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... of the Department of Condensed Matter Physics and Material Sciences, TIFR. "Flying Spaghetti Monster being the creator of life is just an unproved theory. There is no contradiction simply because scientists are ...

28. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... will eat. If she is talking to her boy friend or surfing the browser for breaking news, you may not. Squatting on the pavement life becomes as simple as that- someone's whim!! And on the pavements of Mahim ...

29. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... India? By the time the official trial gets over, our TRP's would have reached depths even lower than the standards of our soaps and even inclusion of real-life murders more sensational than the current ...

30. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

Is life or something of it troubling you? Making you pull your hair in frustration? Share your problems with iChick. A problem shared with iChick is not just your problem, but ...

31. Common Sense Expires
(Editorial/Editorial)

... that you may also agree; Life fucked everybody and that someone is a virgin  is a Myth that all want to believe in their virgin-less state. He also taught us that getting out of the rain after a specified ...

32. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... friends, I've been invited by the Rotary club to motivate you to achieve success in everything you choose to pursue in your life and guide you on the path that you will embark as you begin your professional ...

33. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... theories and repeatedly pointed out there is not even a shred of evidence to prove that life exists outside our forests. "If aliens exist and have been visiting us for decades, why don't they land up at ...

34. Martian Or Tibetan
(Science/Science)

The Mars Phoenix Lander has sent back historic pictures from the red planet that indicates life did exist there aeons back. This image appears to be that of a Martian creature climbing a big sand ...

35. We Indians - Love
(National/National)

...  our future generations that they should not emulate such feats in real life.  ...

36. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Haalat and he took his own time replying. But when he did, I got the shock of my life. And it had happened finally. That moron, Mr.Libran had disabled peer2peer file sharing.:-( I casually spread the word ...

37. Dear SMS
(National/National)

... you down. This is an invitation for you to visit and see what your government has done to my life and to that of my small planned family and find out how your policies and star-touching inflation ...

38. I want the nation to serve me: CBSE Bottomer
(People/Life/People/Life)

... refused to cave in to the temptation" Ravi has decided to follow the footsteps of his parents and join the entertainment industry. His aim in life is to become a third-rate film director and make ...

39. Justice Or TRP
(National/National)

... in the way we want it to end, tying up all loose knots. Is life so simple?.Please let this case not become a living room soap opera.This is a case in which a family has lost a daughter,a relationship ...

40. Small Investors should remain calm and not panic, brokers advise
(Business/Business)

... stock tickers. Avoid monitoring your portfolio. There is a life beyond stocks. Take a break. Go out and live that life. Take a vacation. Take your kids out for movies. There are a million activities ...