Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

... circle.It's better to kill that child before his birth rather then face the huge task of parenting and try to give him the life which he/she was destined for.Is it not that we are moving to the idea ...

2. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)

... are essential to life and not the Sun, the wind and the very skies from where WE have tapped. We gave them HAARP, but they use it as a weapon..." As, Dubyusidiotus, flared this through his 14 nostrils, ...

3. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

... NSG and other partners to advance India's non-proliferation commitments and progress… meet its growing energy needs in a manner that enhances and reinforces the global non-proliferation regime." Though ...

4. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... operations. The decision maker may be sitting in a bunker, surrounded by political lackeys, and with a flickering satellite view that can never factor in the emotions of the targeted life forms. And its ...

5. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... real life stories of Narayana Murthys and Aziz Premjis. And when all these weapons are used, most of you fall. Only the extremely lucky escape from the heady brew that we concoct. So, to a small timer ...

6. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)

... 6 million of its 18 millions inhabitants to their offices, shops, factories and sundry rat-holes. Mumbaikars regard the local trains as "life lines of Mumbai" and one can see origin of the term when ...

7. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... of the genetic designs of life forms to be used for the profit of corporations while endangering the future of the humanity. 16. The Government has promoted the introduction of genetically modified organisms ...

8. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... showed when she faced the racist remarks at the Big Brother television show. "I dedicate this award to my mother who taught me to handle every adverse situation in life with poise and dignity" said ...

9. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... in the after-life. May his soul rest in peace. In 1999 Mulayam Singh was the most wanted man among the cadres of all parties and that today he is the most most sought after reflects the desperation ...

10. Hypocratic Oath
(Science/Science)

... this covenant: To hold him who has taught me this art as equal to my parents and to live my life in partnership with him, and if he is in need of money to give him a share of ill-gotten riches, and to ...

11. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... being not easily available makes the life of poor Indian housewife or washerwoman difficult and hellish. To make life easier for the long, suffering Indian housewife, Chamko provides an excellent solution  ...

12. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... puke and all that shiit] a Indian stri makes in her daily life. Sonia G became the embodiment of all that is ideal in a bahu and she was acclaimed to be as Indian as the woman next door. I was laughing ...

13. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)

Let’s face it, my fellow freedom and burger loving Americans. It is becoming painfully obvious that our non-negotiable American Way of Life is increasingly under attack. Yet while our meat consumption ...

14. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... team to seal the victory for India, is once-in-a-triple-lifetime type of moment, a moment that remains etched in the memory of all Indians who were lucky enough to be born before the advent of the eighties ...

15. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

... of the Department of Condensed Matter Physics and Material Sciences, TIFR. "Flying Spaghetti Monster being the creator of life is just an unproved theory. There is no contradiction simply because scientists are ...

16. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... will eat. If she is talking to her boy friend or surfing the browser for breaking news, you may not. Squatting on the pavement life becomes as simple as that- someone's whim!! And on the pavements of Mahim ...

17. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... India? By the time the official trial gets over, our TRP's would have reached depths even lower than the standards of our soaps and even inclusion of real-life murders more sensational than the current ...

18. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

Is life or something of it troubling you? Making you pull your hair in frustration? Share your problems with iChick. A problem shared with iChick is not just your problem, but ...

19. Common Sense Expires
(Editorial/Editorial)

... that you may also agree; Life fucked everybody and that someone is a virgin  is a Myth that all want to believe in their virgin-less state. He also taught us that getting out of the rain after a specified ...

20. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... friends, I've been invited by the Rotary club to motivate you to achieve success in everything you choose to pursue in your life and guide you on the path that you will embark as you begin your professional ...