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41. Hanuman - The Chairman
(People/Life/People/Life)

Lucknow: He’s a monkey, He’s a god, and now He’s a business school Chairman.Hanuman, the popular Hindu monkey God revered for his strength and valour, has been named the official chairman of the recently ...

42. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... understand with all the dhinchak beats gets pretty irritating after a while....Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Northi A: Hey dear,I know listening to tamil and telgu songs is really tough,considering ...

43. Common Sense Expires
(Editorial/Editorial)

We regretfully announce the passing of a good old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for ages. We didnt know how old he was, since his birth records were lost to the media-plague of disinformation ...

44. Ctrl+Alt+Del
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Palestinians for routine target practice. Dead bodies dont move, dont they? And who is to stop them? No one. Their Big Brother knows all and turns a false-blibd eye and frins with pride everytime an Ye-Rab ...

45. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... no idea how to move towards your goals. If thats the case, no amount of self-help will help you in winning the game of life, my dears. If you have read my book, you already know my formula for winning ...

46. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... woke me up in the middle of a nightmare to transmit his report about the excitement generated in his tribe due to the sighting of an unidentified flying object, better known as airplane in the rest of ...

47. Sharon Stone: Did Ghandi put his foot in his mouth too?
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... Chinese people's repression of Tibetan people. Suffering from side effects of yet another Botox injection that migrated to the brain, the aging star had said ""I’m, you know, not happy about the way the ...

48. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... oneself motivated throughout the day when you know you don’t have anything to fall back on. Are we as employees expected to just work our sorry lives out, meet all kinds of unfeasible deadlines and gather ...

49. Cricket fanatic waxes eloquent on his love for the game
(Sports/Sports)

... to watch the interviews of winning & losing captain or the man of the match after the end of every match. It is always interesting to know what the losing captain will say to explain the defeat of his ...

50. CIA: Shhh..Bogeyman Osama is hiding on your roof
(World/World)

... is still living in 19th century when video recording was not yet invented (So how did he blow up the twin towers using 20th century airplanes? Only Allah knows!) - He is very ugly and doesn't want to ...