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1. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)
... attention to the theory of chance or probability as we call it mathematically.So from know on we could be getting question that what is the chance of a sperm matting with a egg will produce a normal ...
2. SaturnicShip-One
(World/World)
... further, "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There ...
... and consultants. You dream, we make money We understand the fundamental human psyche far better than any other professionals with the sole exception of the parrot astrologer. We know the proclivity ...
4. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)
... secrecy that surrounds the corporate-politician connection in the process of decision-making. He is doing what has been done before Independence. Gandhi's and Congress relationship with Birla was known ...
5. Minimum City
(People/Life/People/Life)
... or retires you may get promoted and if he doesn't you may have to quit or retire. The seasoned hands, however, know whether the commuter occupying the exalted seat will quit or stay put for the entire ...
6. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)
... history would know that progress is not inhibited by sanctions but by getting above them. A brief back-look on the last century's progress would tell the student that, although global population quadrupled, ...
7. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)
Shilpa Shetty has done it again. The 31-year-old does not have the kind of audience pull a top actress such as Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee or Preity Zinta possesses. But she certainly has the knack ...
8. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)
... understand the mindset of the political opportunists of Inda; she knows how difficult it will be coming back to power again unless she has some "good" allies. The rising inflation has made her task more ...
... than you care to know or remember. "The formula of the powder is so potent that just the tiniest pinch of the powder is enough to wash a bucketful of clothes. You will need more clothes in your ...
10. 'Lets Eat The Chinese Tonight'
(Editorial/Editorial)
... with human flesh. I know the notion of cannibalism violates a long-standing taboo in most cultures, but if we abandon conscience, morals and ethics (which are nothing more than antiquated absurdities ...
... television shows commemorating the incredible achievement of Kapil's devils. And this year is going to be no better. More newsprint wasted on retelling the story we already know. Is that all that we ...
12. Inducat and Mousie game
(National/National)
... rather to employ the fallen amongst their very own lower rung Inducats to manually carry shit-loads from their dung rooms known as Tattighars. And this is happening as we write this even today while the ...
... nuclear test.) Not all scientists agree with Narisetti. "I know several scientists who believe in the flying noodle monster, yet produce excellent science papers" says Physicist Suresh Chandvanker ...
14. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)
... who surfs the various news channels these days, knows that this question disturbs none other than me your  very own Sardar Manmohan Singh ji.But if you could help me  with this, I am sure Sallu bhaiya ...
15. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)
... out to meet some of my friends, just arrived from the humid southern metro known as Chennai and on the local suburban had my pocket rearranged with an empty vacuity that defines rootlessness thrust suddenly ...
16. Laluji Kehat hain
(National/National)
"Jai Karat ji ki" this is the only mantra that I have been chanting since last week;eversince Manmohan ji has started behaving like a child. I don't know what has struck him, he has started billbilaying ...
17. Marathi American
(National/National)
... to know that it was the supporters of Hindutva who had exploded the bomb in the theatre. But it was sad to know that it was planted to hurt the Hindus and I am ashamed about it", Thackeray said wondering ...
... Ivimy, 53, who sits on the Tory-run Hammersmith and Fulham Council in London, outlined her concerns in an email to Nick Johnson, chief executive of H&F Homes housing association. “I know that in India ...
19. Splitsville?
(People/Life/People/Life)
... to be washed out in public. Like all men, he bided his time. And Hillary too, for his apparent political potency. Little did she know that Bill would have fun after his official term. In an apparent bid ...
20. Indian Idol
(National/National)
... is that these MSM don't know what importance a statue holds for us Indians. We Indians are Statue and Idol worshipers, be they be the Hindu's , the Indian Muslim or an Indian Christian, in some way ...
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