Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. Marathi American
(National/National)

... Statue of Shivaji. "Just like Americans, Maharashtrians are also brave people. It is natural for one brave clan to recognize other." added MNS spokesperson. "Two great societies have come together ...

42. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

... a poor nation like us can afford to throw away freely, we throw garbage all around and help the universe in its quest for chaos and disorder. A mark of greatness is not just the ability to embrace ...

43. Study shows that people who write are better at writing
(Science/Science)

... at writing than those who don't write or blog. The study showed that people who write more than 500 words a week are better at writing than those who write just 100 words or don't write at all. The ...

44. Splitsville?
(People/Life/People/Life)

... street moneyed playboy's jet, named Epstein J with Park Avenue's just initiated while Epstein J himself faced charges for their abuse. Sweet irony? Naaa. That's the way the idiotic Americans work. Bet ...

45. Indian Idol
(National/National)

... friezes them in our mind, just like how we don't debate about God we also cannot debate and talk about our "leaders". For them they represent immorality and other such qualities and if you debate about ...

46. We Love Sex
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... statement that her father found Ayushi in a "compromising but not objectionable" position with the man servant made the story a hot topic. Neeraj Grover's case was just treated like an ordinary murder ...

47. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... York, my parents are Hungarian and Italian. Have  moved to Miami for a year-round tan, hehe, and people call me a an old-fashioned Commie  who plays hardball politics. I just have different views about ...

48. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

... with DOW or Nasdaq." predicts Preetam Mukhi, analyst at equitymaster.com Another analyst, Rakesh Mitra, CEO of Globus Funds, feels we are not just in a dog market, but in a stray dog market. "Like a stray ...

49. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

Is life or something of it troubling you? Making you pull your hair in frustration? Share your problems with iChick. A problem shared with iChick is not just your problem, but ...

50. Oil hike grounds hostesses
(People/Life/People/Life)

... profit-take reduced whenever we boarded their flights. Are you laughing? It will be your turn next. Just you wait. Ha!! Admittedly, the planes took longer take-off runs since our competitors, the ...