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21. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... crores. Last year Chidambaram at the Annual Convocation of India's premier management institute, IIM-A, wondered aloud,"Indian ... democracy has often paralyzed decision making ... this approach ...

22. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

... long way. In the process, he has come to represent a new breed of Indian politicians who have redefined the conventional rules of the game: he has brought the presence of middlemen who had been in Indian politics ...

23. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

... finals of the Asia Cup at Karachi.  Of course, no Indian figured in the clashes and races at Wimbledon and Silverstone and in the match they were involved, they failed to beat the Lankans. Nevertheless ...

24. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... on the show has impressed viewers worldwide and her act of forgiving tormentor Jade has made the Indian actress an epitome of humanity, a member of the Norwegian Nobel Committee revealed to OU News. ...

25. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... balance is will Sonia G do what Kokila ben was unable to do. The Indian world knows Anil's closeness with SP and Mukesh's with Congress.So will RIL and ADA come under one flag to underwrite this marraige ...

26. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... the multinational company, of course, which spent two years researching on the needs and habits of Indian consumers and spent an estimated 20 million American dollars to perfect the detergent to meet ...

27. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... puke and all that shiit] a Indian stri makes in her daily life. Sonia G became the embodiment of all that is ideal in a bahu and she was acclaimed to be as Indian as the woman next door. I was laughing ...

28. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

While most of you are busy watching either Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Hai?, Das Ka Dum or some other reality shows beaming at you from numerous entertainment channels on Indian TV, there is another show going ...

29. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

... day 25 years back and brought home the trophy every Indian would like to clutch in his arms and hold it over his head, is to declare this day as a national holiday. What an ungrateful wretch of a ...

30. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

Inane surveys ought to be banned. They are generally a cause of great deal of futile debates and purposeless controversies. Another pointless survey featuring Indian scientists has indicated that over ...

31. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... perfumes. For aping the soup-kitchens would entail breaking our Indian style of feudal charity, that of giving to those who are below us in the household chain of command an example of which is paying ...

32. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

Recent comments made by a local councillor blaming Indians for the litter crisis in the city of London has caused tremendous heart-burn amongst litter-ate Indians residing in the British Isles. Miss ...

33. Study shows that people who write are better at writing
(Science/Science)

... fit to exit from the hollows of their tiny skulls" said Ravi pointing his finger at the computer screen browser displaying a website named queerly after a south indian dish. Meanwhile, at the Batlimore ...

34. Indian Idol
(National/National)

... is that these MSM don't know what importance a statue holds for us Indians. We Indians are Statue and Idol worshipers, be they be the Hindu's , the Indian Muslim or an Indian Christian, in some way ...

35. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... everything, just like you seem to have. For an Indian at your age to sport an ear-ring is pretty uncommon." Who is your political guru? "Oh!! so you read about that Nixon scowl between my shoulder blades, ...

36. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

Billions of rupees are being wiped out from Indian stock market today on fears that Paanwalas all over the country are making losses. All the major stock indices are in the red and losing further ground ...

37. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... Pointless arguments, as I'm sure you know, are the contained in the Principles of the Japanese art of Zen. The ancient Indian texts also refer to Pointless arguments extensively. So I urge you to look ...

38. War for the White house
(World/World)

... before the Saudi Princes in their air-conditioned tents. We also expect him to bring down the economic boom of theChinese and Indians by speaking to God every night like his predecessor and inflict ...

39. Fatwa issued by an Infidel
(World/World)

... they didnt eat rare, dripping with blood steak with mashed baby potatos and preferred to eat re-heated frozen Hyderabadi-biriyani. Those bloody Indians are all over the globe. What will happen to Big ...

40. Rakhi Sawant: I will love to be Indian Sharon Stone
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... at this): This is what people who are jealous of my success say. They can't see that a girl from poor background has achieved this much. These people can't see an Indian woman achieving what so called ...