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41. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... India? By the time the official trial gets over, our TRP's would have reached depths even lower than the standards of our soaps and even inclusion of real-life murders more sensational than the current ...

42. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

Recent comments made by a local councillor blaming Indians for the litter crisis in the city of London has caused tremendous heart-burn amongst litter-ate Indians residing in the British Isles. Miss ...

43. Study shows that people who write are better at writing
(Science/Science)

... fit to exit from the hollows of their tiny skulls" said Ravi pointing his finger at the computer screen browser displaying a website named queerly after a south indian dish. Meanwhile, at the Batlimore ...

44. Indian Idol
(National/National)

... is that these MSM don't know what importance a statue holds for us Indians. We Indians are Statue and Idol worshipers, be they be the Hindu's , the Indian Muslim or an Indian Christian, in some way ...

45. We Love Sex
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

Arushi Murder Case, Grover Murder Case, Katara murder case that's what been hogging the limelight these days. Every news channel right from India T.V. to CNN-IBN have made some of these as their prime ...

46. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... everything, just like you seem to have. For an Indian at your age to sport an ear-ring is pretty uncommon." Who is your political guru? "Oh!! so you read about that Nixon scowl between my shoulder blades, ...

47. India to teach white people how to walk
(National/National)

AS the price of crude oil continues to jump upwards towards $150 a barrel, India has offered to teach Americans and Europeans how to walk on streets for distances longer than half a kilometer. Several enterprises ...

48. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

Billions of rupees are being wiped out from Indian stock market today on fears that Paanwalas all over the country are making losses. All the major stock indices are in the red and losing further ground ...

49. Hanuman - The Chairman
(People/Life/People/Life)

... opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said on 7/6/2008. After reading the news item we rushed our Special Correspondent in Animal Behavioral ...

50. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... Pointless arguments, as I'm sure you know, are the contained in the Principles of the Japanese art of Zen. The ancient Indian texts also refer to Pointless arguments extensively. So I urge you to look ...