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... that India’s interests are not compromised. 5. Honestly, we are sick of the world seeing Pratibha Patil (who is a fine lady, but falls just 3 million miles short of the good-looks threshold. Moreover, ...
... Cricket Australia for crediting and paying royalty to it for the use of its patents. According to Cricket Australia, its patents played a pivotal role in the current success of the Indian cricket team ...
Tired of media men, intellectuals and opinion makers of the country bemoaning his acceptance of Qatar citizenship and equally tired of Indians asking him repeatedly why he doesn't paint Prophet Mohammad ...
...  From Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, Urmila Devi, “It’s a disgrace. We constitute 50% of India's population. They should have given 50% reservation for us women.” From Pune, Maharashtra, Sonali Deshmukh, ...
... I would have asked it to defend me by getting celebrities voicing the opinion that Nityananda is a victim of media trial, we must all have faith in Indian judicial system and people instead of cracking ...
6. God Convicted of Mass Killing
(Science/Science)
... Court of India. Setting aside the conventional wisdom that since god is creator of life, he has right to take away life too, Justice Chaudhary convicted god of genocide after conclusion of hearings on ...
... have placed a request to the Swiss manufacturer to outsource the manufacturing of HotShot since India was strategically placed on various trade routes. The Container Manufacturer Association of India ...
India’s crushing defeat of Pakistan in their league opener in Pool B of the ongoing World Cup came with a price. Alleges, Zafar Iqbal the former India Captain,“ Shivendra Singh’s ban is the after-effect ...
... Southern India, Ala-giri had opened a school of English for Journalists, sending many including Rajbeep, #ArnabForPm and many anchors of leading news channels into a nail-biting panic.  For his part, ...
10. Manmohan bitch-slapped
(National/National)
... putting me on a diet, ji?” “ With the pittance that you give me, this is all I can come-up with, ji” “Ha, I am the Prime Minister of India, and I can feast on anything I want. Where are the rajma and ...
... on the day before Pranab chose to wear the choice of dress of many Indian women, the sari, which hides more and reveals less. Our reporter has put on a tan, which is the envy of all of us here at Mumbai ...
12. Go-Ogle AdNonSense
(Business/Business)
... which was later traced to a call center in India. This interview was conducted over trans-national phone lines with 28 service providers, with each of them making 1/2008th cent per second on this call, ...
13. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
On Wednesday night when Sachin Tendulkar scored 200 runs at Gwalior against the South Africans, becoming the first man to hit a double hundred in a one day international, all of India  celebrated. The ...
The government of India today demarcated the housing society where Lord Sachin Tendulkar was born on 23th April 1973 as 'Sachin Janmabhoomi'. The exact geographical location of his birthplace will be recorded ...
... as 'Hair Stylists') used SRK''s movie "Billu Barber" to protest against being called barbers. This year India's leading fake news creator, Bal Thackeray used SRK (ignoring many other worthy contenders ...
South African run-machine Hashim Amla continues to be at the crease at the Eden Gardens cricket ground, despite 6 days having passed since the final test match between India and South Africa. Amla was ...
17. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
... 'My Name is Khan' in India. As is well known, the talks between Bollywood superstar Shahrukh Khan and Shiv Sena Chief Bal Thackeray had broken down due to lack of trust between the two. All efforts ...
Indian spin ‘bowler’, Harbhajan Singh lashed out at his critics for questioning his ability to throw a ball, saying that a bowler who took 350 wickets over the course of his career could not possible ...
19. It’s not Cricket
(Sports/Sports)
A conversation that our correspondent in Kolkota overheard in a Coffee House after the culmination of day 5 of the second-test match between India and South Africa. “So? Are you sated with the tumbling ...
India's reigning deity Vishnu ruled out a composite dialogue with Pakistan's ruling God, Sub-Allah [For the uninitiated, it means Sindhi-Urdu (speaking)-Brown Allah] in the near future. Vishnu told Sub-Allah ...
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