Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. To be Born or Not to be born
(People/Life/People/Life)

May be if Stephen Hawking reads Indian Newspapers , he would have been thanking God for not being born in India.With the amount of disability he has, no parent in India would have dreamed of him being ...

2. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

... He spoke about the Hyde act but ignored the Jekyll provisions that would make India subservient to the demands of the USA. The second speaker, P Chidambaram peppered his speech with facts and figures ...

3. Terrible Tuesday
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Govt's very own, the chairperson of the Department of Atomic Energy, the deal will increase India's installed energy capacity only by 2.5% by 2020.  So the desperation with which Manmohan Singh is trying ...

4. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... crores. Last year Chidambaram at the Annual Convocation of India's premier management institute, IIM-A, wondered aloud,"Indian ... democracy has often paralyzed decision making ... this approach ...

5. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... like the astrologer in the streets of South India, to endlessly play on the psyche of men and their greed. PS: We believe, we can sell anything to anybody and buy anything from anybody. If only the ...

6. Amar Chitra Katha
(National/National)

He is the man in making. The man who can be described as the most powerful man in India today. What he says is heard seriously. His actions closely monitored and hidden meanings derived from his speech. ...

7. Eco-Terrorism
(Editorial/Editorial)

... of wood and in a grand sense of innovation, making them roundabouts for children. Child labour is given a wink. But why? This is being done right from the western coast of Africa to India where 60% of ...

8. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

... finals of the Asia Cup at Karachi.  Of course, no Indian figured in the clashes and races at Wimbledon and Silverstone and in the match they were involved, they failed to beat the Lankans. Nevertheless ...

9. Happy Birthday, Dubya!!
(Editorial/Editorial)

... like the Republic of India. An elected government is, through the tacit consent of the governed, given enough powers to serve a sacred purpose, namely, to create a bright and sustainable future for its ...

10. Shilpa Shetty Gets A Diverse Award
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... on the show has impressed viewers worldwide and her act of forgiving tormentor Jade has made the Indian actress an epitome of humanity, a member of the Norwegian Nobel Committee revealed to OU News. ...

11. Kissa Kursi Ka
(National/National)

... all the support he can give to the power-center in Delhi. It has been widely rumoured by the Mainstream media, who have brought up the post-independent India, on a steady narcotic of cheap politics and ...

12. MNC Launches Another Product We Dont Care About
(Business/Business)

... the multinational company, of course, which spent two years researching on the needs and habits of Indian consumers and spent an estimated 20 million American dollars to perfect the detergent to meet ...

13. Pickled Politics
(Editorial/Editorial)

... puke and all that shiit] a Indian stri makes in her daily life. Sonia G became the embodiment of all that is ideal in a bahu and she was acclaimed to be as Indian as the woman next door. I was laughing ...

14. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

While most of you are busy watching either Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Hai?, Das Ka Dum or other reality shows beaming at you from numerous entertainment channels on Indian TV, there is another show going on, ...

15. 25th of June should be declared a Public Holiday
(Sports/Sports)

OMG! OMG! OMG! Its the 25th anniversary of 25th of June, the holiest of the holy days in the history of modern India and I've to go to work. How shameful is that! How disgraceful! How utterly outrageous ...

16. Indian Scientists Debate: Is "Flying Spaghetti Monster" for real?
(Science/Science)

Inane surveys ought to be banned. They are generally a cause of great deal of futile debates and purposeless controversies. Another pointless survey featuring Indian scientists has indicated that over ...

17. What Wrong did I do ?
(National/National)

... Can anybody please tell me what wrong did I do? Can you tell me the reason why I was made the PM of India? Please tell me what wrong did I do ?  ...

18. Drive-by Charity
(Editorial/Editorial)

... perfumes. For aping the soup-kitchens would entail breaking our Indian style of feudal charity, that of giving to those who are below us in the household chain of command an example of which is paying ...

19. Laluji Kehat hain
(National/National)

... he eats Litti chokwa or makhan chokha, he is done for two times in one meal. Food crisis solved? I will ask Madam ji to make me fiancé mister for remaining time and see how hum apna jadu India pe ...

20. Marathi American
(National/National)

... Thackeray said "the threat of Islamic terror in India is rising. It is time to counter the same with Hindu terror. Hindu suicide squads should be readied to ensure existence of Hindu society and to protect ...