Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

41. Aliens Baptized
(Science/Science)

... if the contact made with another life form is with a good being or a malignant one." “How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?” Funes said. “Just as we consider earthly creatures as ...

42. Alliance of Drunks
(National/National)

... world and am writing a script for my next pot boiler. The hero in the movie is a good for nothing wastrel, but after his amma is put to death by a drunkard he wreaks revenge. Rest on the silverscreen. ...

43. 'Honor'-ably Hacked to Death
(National/National)

... village. The reason proffered by the family was that marrying someone from the same village is as good as marrying one's brother or sister. Most of the villagers of Balla, Karnal have never heard ...

44. Mothers Day
(Editorial/Editorial)

... loved my son and still does, cause she took him away at the separation two years back. He could come home with snakes tattooed on his face and she still would see the good in him and muttered under her ...

45. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

... in the exact opposite way and as a result, the poultry industry is always stuck with the problem of over supply. Good for Chicken Tikka fans. 5. The Lamb: The most common Indian investor personality. ...

46. Mee Mumbaikar
(People/Life/People/Life)

... made rightly so because they both have a lot of uncanny similarities in their careers and personal lives which few would know.Both of them are good caricaturists, both of them have very high influence ...

47. IPL & Inflation - The Hidden Link
(Sports/Sports)

... in the fun & frolic. The games went on for two weeks. The people had a good time and forgot about their troubles. Dilip Raote also points out another ominous link that has strengthened his belief ...

48. New study discovers that employees don't really make much of a difference to a company.
(Business/Business)

... are doing a good job, irrespective of the quality of their work." "Another important strategy that makes clever use of status-conscious Indian middle-class is to confer junior-level employees, who in ...

49. Ekta Kapoor to temporarily kill off leading sheep
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... innocent and goody-good sheep of her flock and keep safeguarding them from wolves in sheep clothing, who continue to invade her family every now and then" Baa, the oldest and whitest sheep of televistan, ...

50. Hockey: No national fame, only national shame
(Sports/Sports)

... he has no idea why it is so. Like every good citizen, Vinit believes the government must have had a very good reason for nominating hockey as a national game ahead of cricket and hasn't bothered to find ...