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21. Balaji Telefilms soap KGGK to go off air after failing to cash on Arushi Murder Case
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... 2008 because of  failing to maintain its pathetic low standards. "Despite having all the regular ingredients that go into the making of a low-brow soap like evil bahus plotting against good bahus, hostile takeovers ...

22. Litter-ate India: We dont need no "educational exercise"
(National/National)

... Since we treat our homes as extensions of our bodies (both being our private domains where we are kings and all that), we take great care to keep our interiors in good condition and leave the chaos ...

23. The Fixer
(Editorial/Editorial)

... by sultry night. In fact your country is more restrictive on Freedom of speech than ours. Hate is a strong motivator than love. Look at Gujarat. That is a very good example of Hitlerian dogma than any ...

24. India to teach white people how to walk
(National/National)

... whites to learn walking, we will be also teaching them about the multiple benefits of walking. Trainees would be taught how walking your way to work apart from being good for the environment and saving ...

25. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... good part...the sad part is a dame who sits behind me who obviously loves telugu music keeps playing these songs every damn day...Now I do like music but being forced to listen to something you just don't ...

26. Common Sense Expires
(Editorial/Editorial)

We regretfully announce the passing of a good old friend, Common Sense, who had been with us for ages. We didnt know how old he was, since his birth records were lost to the media-plague of disinformation ...

27. Shiv Khera: You can win, but you are likely to lose
(People/Life/People/Life)

... in it wisdom that will help you in coping with failure and disappointment. Thank you for inviting me and good luck. Trust me, you will need lot of it. ...

28. Rakhi Sawant: I will love to be Indian Sharon Stone
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... After having it, we bid goodbye to the loving couple. Whatever others say, Rakhi could be described as what Abhishek says "Woh jo bhee kartee hai shaan se kartee hai".  ...

29. Uncontacted Amazon tribe reports its closest-ever UFO sighting
(World/World)

... of this theory also believe that five decades ago, the elders made a secret pact with the whites under which the whites will provide us with goods manufactured by them in exchange of free access to our ...

30. Martian Or Tibetan
(Science/Science)

... past five decades, and it claims to be making good progress. The Mars Lander took this image when it was carrying the Beijing Olympic torch to the highest mountain on mars this year. The Chinese government ...

31. Sharon Stone: Did Ghandi put his foot in his mouth too?
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... that. And then I’ve been, this, you know, concerned about, oh, how should we deal with the Olympics, because they’re not being nice to the Dalai Lama who is a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake ...

32. Uncle Murti plays Big Brother
(Editorial/Editorial)

... too!! I climbed breathlessly into the cab, pulled out my mobile as I said a loud Good Morning to everyone seated inside. Mr Libran, the Sys Admin nodded and looked away. As I plugged in my headphones and ...

33. Dear SMS
(National/National)

... even if he gets through and gets a seat, how are we supposed to pay for his education? Arjun Singh's family is rich, perhaps you can ask him to sponsor my son's education and get back into the good ...

34. I want the nation to serve me: CBSE Bottomer
(People/Life/People/Life)

... try their best to distract them from their studies. Ravi's mom, Vinita Garg, too isn't worried about his son's future and believes that his failure in clearing CBSE exams is a good omen. "If none ...

35. Small Investors should remain calm and not panic, brokers advise
(Business/Business)

... good stocks in your portfolio, stay invested for now. Now is not the appropriate time to panic. Technical charts indicate that a small rally is on the cards which can take the Nifty up by 150 points. ...

36. Hindustan Unilever launches detergent powder that cleans whiter than 'white'
(Business/Business)

... Superwhite Extra" Rajneesh Pande, head of marketing said the company will launch a new marketing strategy for the new brand on the lines of the successful "Daag acche hai' (Dirt is good) campaign used ...

37. Bush Likens Obama To His Grandfather
(World/World)

... from now. The Palestinians "will soon have a homeland in heaven they keep dreaming of," he said. "You have been doing a good job for 60 years in sending half of them to their heavenly homeland. I'm ...

38. SNS creature
(Editorial/Editorial)

... feel good and important. This creature usually uploads pictures to Facebook and then waits for hours until somebody finally comments on one of its pictures. It typically gets really mad when others do ...

39. Warne: In Australia there is no danger of accidental death
(Sports/Sports)

... was quoted as saying by Macquarie National News. Berry said his family members in Australia were concerned about his safety in India. "Cricket has been good to me, but I have a wife and three kids ...

40. I Am Sorry
(Editorial/Editorial)

I remember in school books when we were taught that our country is a good example of Unity in diversity, I used to be filled with pride. Singing the national anthem used to bring a smile on my ...