Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Moneycracy
(Editorial/Editorial)

... which the 275 MPs did not have, the future lies in tapping the renewable sources at a fraction of the cost to the country's exchequer if this 123 Treaty goes through. Lofty speeches about energy security ...

2. Politics, Media and 123
(Editorial/Editorial)

... options. By marking reactors as civilian and military, that flexibility goes taking away our sovereignity and strategic space to manouevre. They get compromised. That is the price of this deal. We citizens ...

3. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... finance professional sells his 'products'. And it takes two to a tango. Isn't it? For us short term is few hours. Long term is a few days. And when something goes wrong we blame everyone from Bush, ...

4. India Wins World Sports-Viewing Championship
(Sports/Sports)

... can be retrieved by punching in few keys) in cracking competitive examinations . But by far the biggest element that goes into choosing to view sports rather than participate in sports as players, ...

5. 123-The Indian Reality show
(National/National)

... hike in international oil prices. The nuclear deal would act as a counter to rising inflation when the party goes to poll next year.' The section which is supporting the deal is getting stronger these ...

6. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

... analyst, we are neither in a bull nor in a bear market but in a dog market. "Like a loyal dog who follows his master wherever he goes, our markets follow US markets all the time. We will rise or sink along ...

7. Ask iChick
(Ask iChick/Ask iChick)

... "Devdas", and not "Devdasi". "Black", and not "Pink". If anyone deserves the kick, it's Sanjay Leela Bansali. Best of luck with that. Let me know how it goes. O U Q: ...

8. Fatwa issued by an Infidel
(World/World)

An infidel, Martin A Miss has issued a fatwa to another infidel Barack Obama saying that if he secures the Democratic nomination and goes on to become President of America he will, having been born ...

9. Cricket fanatic waxes eloquent on his love for the game
(Sports/Sports)

... As the beautiful Rafi song goes - 'yeh zindagi ke mele, duniya me kum na honge; afsos hum na honge'. ...

10. Man Sues God
(People/Life/People/Life)

... be a great achievement for mankind if Ajith won this case. It would be similar to re-inventing the wheel". Analysts fear that in case the verdict goes in favor of Ajith, it would open floodgates against ...

11. SNS creature
(Editorial/Editorial)

... camera, a cellphne and perhaps another gadget to record ambience sound and goes to every event and takes hundreds of pictures. Within 15 minutes after reaching any spot where it can sit with it's laptop ...

12. I Am Sorry
(Editorial/Editorial)

... of). Today I feel sorry for my friends because: 1) When a Muslim friend of mine goes looking for a house to rent, the broker calls me up and says "Anshul, you should have told he is a Muslim ...

13. Forum Rules & Guidelines
(General/General)

... if misbehavior goes unchanged. Private Message and Email Abuse Policy We take PM/email abuse very seriously, and it will result in the immediate removal of your membership and ban of your IP address, without ...

14. 'Honor'-ably Hacked to Death
(National/National)

... of the national pledge (which has a funny line somewhere in between that goes 'All Indians are my brothers and sisters"), since in India every village is a nation in itself and has its own national ...

15. TIPS - Highlight
(TIPS/TIPS)

. Use <span class="highlight">Your highlight phrase goes here!</span> Your highlight phrase goes here! . Use <p class="box-grey">Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetuer at elit ...

16. TIPS - Symbols
(TIPS/TIPS)

This is a sample error message. Use <p class="error">Your error message goes here!</p>. Your error message goes here! . This is a sample info message. Use <p class="message">Your ...

17. TIPS - Bubbles
(TIPS/TIPS)

This is a sample Bubble. Use Your Bubble goes here! ROUNDED SPEECH BUBBLE CODE: This is a sample Bubble. Use <div class="bubble1"> <div> <div> <div> ...

18. Mothers Day
(Editorial/Editorial)

... Mom is just the lady who runs the vacuum these days. As Sujata, the writer once said, the kid walks in and asks, "Is anybody home?" And the father, me, grunts an assent!! The son goes on and makes a pizza ...

19. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

... fear of AIDS. (And then I can finally test the product in Thailand, Phillipines, Argentina, France and Mexico.) The popular TV ad goes like this: " Morfoolus: Neo, You choose the green pill, your wife ...

20. Tipsy TN
(National/National)

... tongue and as punishment is starved for the night while she goes to her secondary mate for the night.  ...